Just to get the ball rolling...
Here's a pretty awesome hat I wore the other day. I'm not going to put it behind a cut, since there's only one of it...but I guess we should probably try to think of some sort of rule about that?
Also, I don't know if you guys knew this, but it is technically against the law to smile in a picture that you've taken of yourself to put on the internet. I mean...I'm being risky by looking at the camera at all. I dared not try to smile. Really.