Oct 13, 2004 09:13
So I was telling everyone how much "Raise Your Voice" sucked and it got them to want to see it. It got me thinking that Universal or Disney should have me promote there shit. I FUCKING GOT MY FRIENDS TO SEE RAISE YOUR VOICE for christ sakes. But, hot damn if that movie doesn't have a shred of emotional truth in its 1 hour and 55 minutes time span.
Here's some shit that happens in the movie:
First there is a lunch jam when everyone in this music school takes out an instrument and jams together to make the most beautifully snyced symphony. Yea right. There was even people looking out the window and playing along in there violin.
Hilary Duff's boyfriend gets drunk so they take him the best place to sober up...THE FUCKING ROOF! Would you take a drunk, stumbling little bitch to the roof?
Hilary Duff gets accepted supposedly because of a dvd that the teacher saw that showcased her talent. When she see's the dvd her dead brother sent...it shows her in the bathroom and other areas in her house dancing...but not singing. There is no sound...how the fuck did she get in this school of music without the teacher hearing her voice?
Hilary Duff is soooo ugly when she cries. Her sholders raise about 12 inches in the air. Bitch should be a line backer.
and best of all was when the friends were all hanging out and proceded to jam together again. Out of fucking no where a clown comeso ut with sparklers(!) and starts dnaicng in slow motion. I wish I was making this shit up. This movie needs to be seen. I've seen it twice already.