I haven't done anything at work for the last half hour...
This site has been keeping be entertained for quite some time:
http://grouphug.us/ This is my favourite story:
it was around 1:30 in the am when we had just gotten back from searching for my friends lost dog. we couldn't find it so we got drunk and went up to d&d and we got a shitload of free bagles. we walked back to my house, we were two houses away from my house. i was putting abgles on people's cars. and tehn i seen this little white dog run across the street. so i took a bagle out of the bag and i threw the bagle at the dog. i felt threatened cuz those little fucking white dogs are mean. after i threw the bagle at the dog it ran at me. so i took the whole bag at chucked it at it. and the dog got hit by 30 bagles.
i felt bad. so i picked up anither bagle and threw it at it again.