May 25, 2006 09:46
I had a weird dream in which Paul Reubens was an acquitted child molester and the first guest on a talk show, the second guest being a LITTLE GIRL.
He proceeded to talk all creepy like at which point the female talk show host decides enough's enough and cuts to commercial (or rather ends the episode?)
anyways I'm doin' what kate did which is make 10 comments about people I know and not telling which is what.
You can comment but I won't respond, however they will be screened, like Kate did, so only I can read them.
1. You're never going anywhere and my progress in life will only bring us further apart. Loser.
2. If it weren't for you, you wouldn't have any problems.
3. Same for you.
4. You're not fooling anyone.
5. I had a dream about you. It messed with my head.
6. You're a cool guy/girl. Your boyfriend/girlfriend is also cool in my book and lucky to have found such a cool person. (Not meant as an insult to your significant other but rather a compliment to you)
7. Don't touch me, it creeps me out.
8. You're one of the coolest people I know.
9. You have a low sense of self worth and don't realize how great/attractive you are/can be.
10. I feel shamed when I lose to you because I feel that I am superior, but this is not fair because you are a good friend, and of the people I know have been one of the best (to me).
Everybody was calc u lating
those kids were integrating
I'll admit it was a little bit leibnitz
But we were allowed 3 crib sheets
Ohh oh oh oh
Ohh oh oh oh oh
Calc II final coming up. Today. In an hour. Oh the horror.
gonna finish my "crib sheet" now.
Imagine Paul Reubens staring at you and whispering...
"Hello little girl. I'm very happy to see you..."