Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave
acidfreelove a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday I gave
plahhh a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I turned
crossmynameout in for farting in church (3 points). Last Sunday I gave
janiethenazi a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In August I pulled over and changed
loadedguncomplx's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1063 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
mycancerxcharm