Jul 06, 2005 11:07
X//LAYER 1....X ON THE OUTSIDE
x. Name - Landon Kyle Aytes AKA "Jesus" "The Holy Spirit" rtc...
x. Nickname(s) - Lando i guess...
x. Birthdate - Jan 5
x. Birthplace - Denton, TX
x. Current Location - Mesa, AZ
x. Eye Color - black
x. Hair Color - black
x. Height - 5'10''ish
x. Righty or Lefty - righty
x. Zodiac Sign - CAPRICORN!
X//LAYER 2....X ON THE INSIDE...
x. Your nationality? - Aryan
x. Shoes You Wore Today - American Flag Converse yesterday, but today, my feet are liberated from the shoe's oppression...
x. Your Fears - God being real and smiteing me...
x. Your Perfect Pizza - Cheese?
x. Goal You would Like To Achieve - Find the holy grail, and play music...
X//LAYER 3....X YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
x. What Did You Do Yesterday? - Work, Mall (New shirts: "Everybody Loves and American Girl" and "Tell Your Boyfriend I Said Thank You!", Coffee, Denny's, Video Games...
x. What Did You Do Today? - Woke up, forget to pay rent, help Alicia play Fable cause she couldn't beat the rock troll, and now I'm doing this cuz I'm bored, probably practice later...
x. What Are You Going To Do Tomorrow? - Work...
X//LAYER 4....X YOUR PICK
x. Pepsi or Coke - Pepsi
x. McDonald`s or Burger King - The BK Grill Baby!
x. Single or Group Dates - Single
x. Adidas or Nike - NIKE because the promote the use of sweatshops and underpaying people in horrible work conditions ;)
x. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea - Both gross, I only drink home made tea occasionally...
x. Chocolate or Vanilla - Chocolate
x. Cappuccino or Coffee - Cappuccino
x. Gold or Silver - Silver
x. Cats or Dogs - CATS!
x. NSYNC or Backstreet Boys - *NSYNC cause they have an asterik in their name...
x. Britney or Christina - Christina
x. Real World or Road Rules - Real World cause there was a guy named Landon... lol
x. TRL or 106th and Park - Never heard of 106th so TRL i guess...
X//LAYER 5....X DO YOU?
x. Smoke - YES, often
x. Cuss - FUCK NO BIOTCH, THAT SHIT'S FOR DICKHEADS!
x. Take A Shower Everyday - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no
x. Think You`ve Been In Love - Yeah, I fall in love like it's going out of style, lol
x. Like High School - Fuck no, I hated it
x. Want To Get Married - I'm getting married in 3 wks... (it's a secret)
x. Believe In Yourself - I think I'm a god
x. Think You`re Pretty - (see above)
x. Get Motion Sickness - no
x. Get Along With Your Parents - Ya and we have a perfect house with a white picket fence... haha, I grew up in a crack house and my dad's a fucking cowboy, what do you think?
x. Like Thunderstorms - Yup
x. Play An Instrument - Bass, Guitar, Drums, Keyboard, Penis...
x. Think You`re A Health Freak - my alter ego Alicia sure is...
X//LAYER 6....X FOR OR AGAINST?
x. Abortion - I'M FOR IT!
x. Suicide - Hey if they're that miserable let em do it, I just hate the people that do it for attention...
x. Gay Marriages - Yup
x. Gay Relationships - Yup
x. Marilyn Manson - Whatever
x. Avril Lavigne - Ya cause she's OI OI Street Hardcore Punk Rock Man...
x. Underage Drinking - Don't care
x. Premarital Sex - Don't care
**NOTE** If everyone minded their own fucking buisness about this kind of shit and lived their lives how they wanted, none of this would matter...
X//LAYER 7....X IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU
x. Drank Alcohol - Yes
x. Smoked - Like a pack a day bitches
x. Done A Drug - yes
x. Made Out - yes
x. Gone To The Mall - Yes
x. Eaten an Entire Box Of Oreos - not in the past month
x. Eaten Sushi - yuck
x. Been on Stage - not in the past month, but next month I make my return...
x. Been Dumped - nope
x. Gone Skating - actually, yes, i have...
x. Gone Skinny Dipping - nope
x. Dyed Your Hair - yes I did
x. Stolen Anything - Nothing but little boys hearts worldwide
X//LAYER 8....X EVER?
x. Played a Game That Required Removal Of Clothing - YES
x. Been Trashed or Extremely Intoxicated - Yes, far too common when I drink...
x. Been Caught "Doing Something" - If you mean jacking off, no, been caught doing do lots of things tho...
x. Gotten Beat Up - HAHAHAHA, oh ya
x. Shoplifted - Many times, been arrested for it... :(
x. Been Called a Tease - All the time and god knows why...
X//LAYER 9....X GETTING OLDER
x. Age You Hope To Be Married - 19-21
x. Numbers and Names of Children - 2 kids, boy - Anakin, girl - Alsaysha
x. Describe Your Dream Wedding - Elvis will be there... lol
x. How You Want To Die - Being tortured to same someone else's life, that'd be epic...
x. College You Want To Attend - I dropped out
x. Where Do You Want To Live - Philadelphia
x. Where Would You Most Like To Visit - Europe
x. What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up - Famous
X//LAYER 10....X IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER?
x. Best Eye Color - Pee colored
x. Short or Long Hair - short
x. Height - short
x. American or Foreign - I like swedish girls, lol
x. Nationality - (see above)
x. White or Tan - white
x. Tattoos - Oh ya
x. Piercings - yup
x. Preppy or Punk - OI OI STRRET PUNK HARDCORE WHAT!
x. Buff or Skinny - MUSCULAR SO SHE CAN BEAT ME UP!
x. Best Clothing - NONE! SCORE!!! lol, jk... Jeans and a T-Shirt...
x. Best First Date Location - Movie?
X//LAYER 11....X IN THE NUMBERS
x. Number of Drugs Taken Illegally - lots, drugs fry mine brain...
x. Number of People I Could Trust With My Life - Alicia
x. Number of CDs I Own - I owned a lot, they got stolen, so like 2...
x. Number of Piercings - 4
x. Number of Tattoos - 3
x. Number of Times My Name Has Appeared In The Newspaper - Like 5-6, Google me!
x. Number of Scars on My Body - Too Many
x. Number of Things In My Past That I Regret - I Regret the things I havn't done, not the things I've done...