Day 179 (So many things happened, here's a sample)
Fetal Pigs
I was in Bio lab. We were dissecting fish, frogs and pigs. Naturally I, as well as a few other classmates, wer e against dissecting a pig so we go a nifty interactive computer tour. People, being college students, started throwing the specimens around. First the fish, which everyone got on them at one point or another. The frog, which got the smartboard. Before anyone through the pig, they realized that a few of us were on the computer. They didn't realize it until this pause that all the people on the computer were muslim. They thought it was funny to chuck pig parts at the said muslims. I tried to help people as best I could, but I couldn't. Every muslim, except me surprisingly, got hit by pig. I did lose my blue shells and jacket in the process. Dodge rolled like crazy. I really liked those shells...
Trix
Well this story was an interesting one. This actually happened today. It begins like every morning. A need for breakfast...I went to the Larrick Dining center, only a few steps from my dorm to get some Trix. I've been wanting trix for a bit and decided to get some. To my dismay, they was a line formed in front of the trix dispenser. Fortunately the line was only five people and the dispenser was full, which meant there was approximately the amount of three regular-sized boxes of cereal in it, enough for six people. The thing about the people in front of me was that their were all women. Not only that, but they were quite the masculine women. They had treetrunks for arms, more facial hair than I did, mullets and various other things. It turns out, since a few were frenching each other, that they were lesbians. Manly lesbians. When it was my turn for cereal, the trix was empty. THEY TOOK IT ALL. I muttered, a little louder than I thought I did "Bloody lesbians taking all the damn trix". This is the point where 1) They pause and 2) I think "Dammit". They placed their trays down and proceeded to chase me out of the building, down the street and into the other campus. It turned out to be a twenty-minute run. I evaded the lesbians and continued my day.
I-95 on Sunday
On my way back to Richmond that Sunday, we were driving on I-95 as usual. Turns out a semi truck
was doing a U-turn. Guess what happened? You'll never guess...we braked hard. The seatbelt snapped on my side and I flew through the windshield again! AGAIN! I go past the semi, it was the semi that drags other cars with it (THANK GOD) and fly for about 30 feet. That was cool until I bounced off a moving car and got knocked out. I'm okay of course, but it was a bit of an inconvience.
College
Aside from the TA screwing me on Chemistry, it's been good. A few bumps here and there, but that's college. A couple tests tomorrow, but I think I'll be alright. Yep. Friends are good here. Good people. A few quirks , but nothing deterimental. Fun times. Lots of Tetris attack. More games. Jokes. Games. Upper cuts, good food. Yep.
A little blurb on life
Well March has made it pretty much Hell, but I've dealt. Feeling good now. Pretty much felt good the whole month, actually. It's a surprise, but I think I have an idea or two why. Yay my lovely idea. So close to finishing, praying items don't break from ebay. Seeing what April has in store. It'll be a surprise! Whee? I'll go with whee. Whee.