a perfect definition :-)

Mar 21, 2009 03:41

So...

im not a regular myspace user anymore... but, recently, a cute nyc guy left me a message, questioning my listed occupation: 'girlface' :-)
i found myself replying tonight with the absolute perfect definition...

"girlface - definition - one who takes on, to an almost genius level, the characteristics of a female... 'acts a girl'... whether friend or romantic interest, she will charm you with her oh-so-cute style and witty banter, effectively lassoing you into her life, and then tear you apart piece by piece by over-analyzing not only what you did, but did NOT say. she somehow makes it her job to do things like 'take everything you say to heart' and 'misinterpret your every word and action'.
but also in the job description are the extremely rewarding tasks of 'caring an almost silly amount... sometimes whether or not one actually deserves it' and its sub-tasks 'doing terribly sweet things to show she cares' and 'being ridiculously loyal, sometimes to a fault'.

its a rough job, but someones got to do it.. though my career is definitely suffering at the moment. seems theres not much of a market for girlfaces anymore. at least not my type... see, i guess im a kind of girlface knock-off... the original girlfaces out there go undercover... i like to advertise my services :-D"

feel free to add or edit that definition... id love your feedback... but right now, i think it perfectly describes both me and my current frustration with people right now...
erica, love, i know you hear where im coming from... and you are one of the only people -- if not THE ONLY person, or MAYBE one of two -- around here that deserves and returns the caring and loyalty... and i know that actually, with us, I might be the one who falls behind sometime, whether due to ridiculous schedules or getting caught up in my own problems too much... and im sorry thats ever the case... i hate you ever thinking i take you for granted :-(
and of course, i only single erica out for being in nyc.... i know theres a TON of you kindred spirits out there for me around the USofA. Jo, Katie... if you guys still read this... and of COURSE Mutti! and that taking you for granted comment goes out to you guys too! im sorry if/when im not around when you guys need me. Honestly, if i get too caught up in 'me'-problems or my scheduling, i want you all to know you can and SHOULD give me a little verbal flick-to-the-forehead and be like "hey! i need you! right now, k?"
I miss you guys. and love you very much. and... im not sure if anyone else still reads this thing... or any anonymous passer-by-ers... but im sure i love you too... i might even miss you and not even know it yet :-)

g'night. i send you off with lots of that girl lovey stuff!
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