funny funny
tech rehearsal is so much better when 1) you've eaten a bag of skittles 2) you've had two bottles of mountain dew and 3) people say funny things that make you laugh (in my case hysterically). so here they are!
Mike - (looking at his hand) oh, i think i'm...
Bryna - are you bleeding?
Mike - I don't...
Bryna - Why would you be bleeding? Did you have too much vatamin c?
Mike - Yes. I overdosed on orange juice.
Bryna - I want it to be an imaginary waltz.
Peter - Is that like.... imaginary music?
Bryna - No no, you can still hear it.
Bryna - Oh! We have an idea from our lighting designer! I mean, she has lots of ideas, but this one is interesting
Comer - Grumpily...the eleventh dwarf
Sam - Oh, put your dental equipment in my mouth Mr. Dussel!
Me - 8-O!!!!!!!!!
Alexis - Thats what they're paying her for: to think.
Me - I'm not getting paid to think, i'm getting paid to.....I'm not getting paid....I HAD SKITTLES!!!!!
Comer - I have a cat that kills people
Me - I have a fish that kills.....fish.
(Anne finishes dramatic monologue and the lights pop up suddenly)
Mike - um... can the house lights FADE up?
Me - JULES! i had a bag of skittles and mountain dew!
Julius - Well, I'm glad you're going in for that colonoscopy tomorrow
Donald - We're playing asshole with strawberries!!!
Donald - SWEETO!!! What the hell?
Mike - HOLD! Hey, thats the ONE line you cannot skip.
John - What?
Mike - A few days later Anne dies
Me - Don't fall. Jesus is not allowed to break his neck. We have to string you up first.
(I'm recording a disk in the light board. A message pops up.)
Me - I have to pee.
Comer - (reading message) Are you sure?
Me - Um...yeah.
Comer - You had skittles!
Me - No i didn't
Comer - Yes you did.
Me - ....oh yeah....
Mike - (looking at his hand) oh, i think i'm...
Bryna - are you bleeding?
Mike - I don't...
Bryna - Why would you be bleeding? Did you have too much vatamin c?
Mike - Yes. I overdosed on orange juice.
Bryna - I want it to be an imaginary waltz.
Peter - Is that like.... imaginary music?
Bryna - No no, you can still hear it.
Bryna - Oh! We have an idea from our lighting designer! I mean, she has lots of ideas, but this one is interesting
Comer - Grumpily...the eleventh dwarf
Sam - Oh, put your dental equipment in my mouth Mr. Dussel!
Me - 8-O!!!!!!!!!
Alexis - Thats what they're paying her for: to think.
Me - I'm not getting paid to think, i'm getting paid to.....I'm not getting paid....I HAD SKITTLES!!!!!
Comer - I have a cat that kills people
Me - I have a fish that kills.....fish.
(Anne finishes dramatic monologue and the lights pop up suddenly)
Mike - um... can the house lights FADE up?
Me - JULES! i had a bag of skittles and mountain dew!
Julius - Well, I'm glad you're going in for that colonoscopy tomorrow
Donald - We're playing asshole with strawberries!!!
Donald - SWEETO!!! What the hell?
Mike - HOLD! Hey, thats the ONE line you cannot skip.
John - What?
Mike - A few days later Anne dies
Me - Don't fall. Jesus is not allowed to break his neck. We have to string you up first.
(I'm recording a disk in the light board. A message pops up.)
Me - I have to pee.
Comer - (reading message) Are you sure?
Me - Um...yeah.
Comer - You had skittles!
Me - No i didn't
Comer - Yes you did.
Me - ....oh yeah....