The poem about the the Paedophilic Lesbian.
A GORGEOUS PLEASANT SURPRISE Author: Meg?
You came into my life so quick, By Airplane? Time travel maybe?
A gorgeous pleasant surprise, Ok so it was goegeous but she was obviously not
too thrilled as it was only Pleasant, somebody get this girl a thesaurus!!
I hoped you wouldn't give me the flick, This don't sound too good.
Then, a beautiful friendship did arise. Haha I thought it said Arse!
Our bond was so very strong, Bond...James Bond
It couldn't help but turn into love, It couldn't?? Does it have no self-control?
We wondered if going further was wrong, Ok I just got what this poem's about.
But we fit each other like a glove. Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
It feels so right to be so near, 'so' is used to much me thinks
To feel like we are but one, How is that physically possible?
Sometimes our love is worth a tear, Not a lot then.
Those tears of joy, I'm sure there are more to come Crying is a sign of weakness It really is love, my baby, Paedophilia! If anyone ever calls me baby i will break their arm.
The longing for one anothers lips, What about the persons conversation or personality?
You are my beautiful young lady, Ok so we have finally established she's a lesbian.
I know it as we dance with my hands upon your hips. Stop reading now! (Because it's the end!)