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I don't know anymore, man.
I need to chill the fuck out for a while, lay low. This weekend was high profile shit. Let me tell you.
Um so Saturday morning I woke up and got ready, sat around, read a bunch from The Agenda, went with Annelise to get shit from her car and pick up some flowers for her mom. Then we went to my house, met up with Mia and Nate. Nate and I went to go pick up a sleeping bag, and resin hits. Hahaha. resin is so sweet.
Let's see, then Annelise and Mia got Avery and picked us up at Josh's and we rolled out. I don't know, the first part of the road trip was fun, hangin out and such. Then we stopped in What Cheer. HOLLLLLLLLLY SHIT. What Cheer, Iowa is the shit. Um, so we drove around yelling at grandmas "WHITE POWER" and we went to Casey's General Store to get ... gas? I don't know what we were doing there. But Um hahahahaha oh my god, we walked outside and there was this guy wearing no shirt, just disgusting jeans and he had a huuuge beer belly and he was disgusting looking and all I could do was laugh. We were seriously in Hickville, USA. Um, he had a block of wood as his bumper. Yeah, man. Then we rolled out, we stopped at Dollar General for directions, Avery bought a super soaker. Hahahaha. We had to stop at a gas stationf or more directions. The entire way it felt like we were going totally the wrong way.
I think we finally got into Ottumwa, that was right about when I decided it was a good idea to start drinking. So we spent a hell of a lot of time trying to find a safe place to drink, we ended up going to Long John Silvers (hahahahaha) and asking for 5 cups and just went to a park and drank out of our cups. I downed a few of those mixed drinks. Gross. I made them way too strong. Jack and Coke is gross. I'd rather just take shots.
Then we threw a cup at some Mexican dude on a bike. Avery started tripping on acid I think. Hahahaha. Then we drove back to downtown, went to a show, I got a new septum ring from Weaver. Blahblahblah, we wasted a lot of fucking time doing nothing. OH YEAH then we went on a blunt run, broke the blunt, ended up just smoking out of a pipe. I popped a squat in an apartment complex parking lot.... I'm not too proud of that.
Hahaha then we finally headed out to the bonfire. We met int he Target parking lot and then relocated to the Hyvee parking lot. We were just hangin out listening to music. Avery was tripping. Then we were leaving and waiting in this line of cars and all of a sudden the truck in front of us backed up, hit Annelise's car, smashed her headlight, pulled forward, bumped teh car in front of it, didn't even fully stop moving, and the guy stumbled out of the car while it was still moving. It was pretty obvious he had been drinking, we exchanged information, we got really creeped out cause a bunch of cops started showing up, we fleed the scene and then we left for the bonfire finally. THat was so scary. We were frantically trying to move all the liquor out of annelise's car. Avery had all this acid in her purse. HOLY SHIT. Little did we know it was like 45 minutes away, seriously. I died. We got to the site and parked our cars and they were like oh by the way you have to get in the back of these trucks to get to the bonfire. So we get in the back of the truck with our 24 pack of Coke, and half gallons of Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels. Yeah man.
We started up the bonfire, it was crazy shit man. I made a video of it, but it's too big for YouTube :/
I think I drank a bunch more, I dunno. Then I laid on a tarp with Nate for 7 hours/ish. We got 1 hour of sleep :(
My back hurts so much from the fucking ground. OH well. Then we got a ride back to our car in the morning, holy shit, Avery was still tripping and she kept yelling "THE COWS ARE TRYING TO KILL US" caus ehte cows were charging at us like five feet away from the truck. HAHAHAA. Then we drove home, I really don't know what to say about that ride.
I'll quote Avery some though:
"I WOULD PUNCH A GRANDMA FOR A CIGARETTE"
"SHUT OUR DRUNK" (or shut our trunk)
"HOLY SHIT UGYS IM HIGH I HAVENT BEEN HIGH SINCE I WAS FIFTEEN"
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS GOT ME TO SMOKE POT"
"IM HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS OH MY GODDDDDDD"
"IF WE GET PULLED OVER IM GOING TO PUNCH THE COP"
"MIA OMG I LOVE IT YOU END EVERY SENTENCE WITH BITCHEZ"
"I HATE NATURE"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A BONFIRE BUT ID IDNT KNOW I WAS GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH FUCKING NATURE"
I can't think of any other quotes, I'll update it if I do though. hahahahaha
hahahaha yeah so this is post long john silvers
i don't know why my mouth is orange. wtf.
k when did mia have fucking starburst and why didnt i get any
mias shirt is awesome
ha weaver and avery
haha suspicious? never.
hahaha in hicksville, it's the shirtless dude
haha aw
party people! annelise, me, nate and weaver
haha i got some awesome bonfire pics yes
avery with the random cow pelvis bone thing on her head. she looks so hardcore
this is really cute
sunday morning truck ride.
cows charging
ahhhhh
there was corn all over the back for some reason?
hahaha
seriously how far away the cow was from me, around five feet. there was also no thing to keep us from falling out of the truck, or to keep the cow from like killing me
ha wtf happened to mias hair man
awwwww hes all grungy from not showering in two days. cuuute.
damn i was pretty grunge too
from saturday while i was waiting for annelise
the grestest blackmail picture of all time. hahahaha. i can't get over this. she was about to hit the pipe completely backwards one time, it was really funny. hahahahaa.
what a weekend. When I got home I showered and slept for 3 hours. nate called me, i felt really bad cause i wanted to talk to him but iw as about to die. seriously.
I need to chill the fuck out for a while, lay low. This weekend was high profile shit. Let me tell you.
Um so Saturday morning I woke up and got ready, sat around, read a bunch from The Agenda, went with Annelise to get shit from her car and pick up some flowers for her mom. Then we went to my house, met up with Mia and Nate. Nate and I went to go pick up a sleeping bag, and resin hits. Hahaha. resin is so sweet.
Let's see, then Annelise and Mia got Avery and picked us up at Josh's and we rolled out. I don't know, the first part of the road trip was fun, hangin out and such. Then we stopped in What Cheer. HOLLLLLLLLLY SHIT. What Cheer, Iowa is the shit. Um, so we drove around yelling at grandmas "WHITE POWER" and we went to Casey's General Store to get ... gas? I don't know what we were doing there. But Um hahahahaha oh my god, we walked outside and there was this guy wearing no shirt, just disgusting jeans and he had a huuuge beer belly and he was disgusting looking and all I could do was laugh. We were seriously in Hickville, USA. Um, he had a block of wood as his bumper. Yeah, man. Then we rolled out, we stopped at Dollar General for directions, Avery bought a super soaker. Hahahaha. We had to stop at a gas stationf or more directions. The entire way it felt like we were going totally the wrong way.
I think we finally got into Ottumwa, that was right about when I decided it was a good idea to start drinking. So we spent a hell of a lot of time trying to find a safe place to drink, we ended up going to Long John Silvers (hahahahaha) and asking for 5 cups and just went to a park and drank out of our cups. I downed a few of those mixed drinks. Gross. I made them way too strong. Jack and Coke is gross. I'd rather just take shots.
Then we threw a cup at some Mexican dude on a bike. Avery started tripping on acid I think. Hahahaha. Then we drove back to downtown, went to a show, I got a new septum ring from Weaver. Blahblahblah, we wasted a lot of fucking time doing nothing. OH YEAH then we went on a blunt run, broke the blunt, ended up just smoking out of a pipe. I popped a squat in an apartment complex parking lot.... I'm not too proud of that.
Hahaha then we finally headed out to the bonfire. We met int he Target parking lot and then relocated to the Hyvee parking lot. We were just hangin out listening to music. Avery was tripping. Then we were leaving and waiting in this line of cars and all of a sudden the truck in front of us backed up, hit Annelise's car, smashed her headlight, pulled forward, bumped teh car in front of it, didn't even fully stop moving, and the guy stumbled out of the car while it was still moving. It was pretty obvious he had been drinking, we exchanged information, we got really creeped out cause a bunch of cops started showing up, we fleed the scene and then we left for the bonfire finally. THat was so scary. We were frantically trying to move all the liquor out of annelise's car. Avery had all this acid in her purse. HOLY SHIT. Little did we know it was like 45 minutes away, seriously. I died. We got to the site and parked our cars and they were like oh by the way you have to get in the back of these trucks to get to the bonfire. So we get in the back of the truck with our 24 pack of Coke, and half gallons of Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels. Yeah man.
We started up the bonfire, it was crazy shit man. I made a video of it, but it's too big for YouTube :/
I think I drank a bunch more, I dunno. Then I laid on a tarp with Nate for 7 hours/ish. We got 1 hour of sleep :(
My back hurts so much from the fucking ground. OH well. Then we got a ride back to our car in the morning, holy shit, Avery was still tripping and she kept yelling "THE COWS ARE TRYING TO KILL US" caus ehte cows were charging at us like five feet away from the truck. HAHAHAA. Then we drove home, I really don't know what to say about that ride.
I'll quote Avery some though:
"I WOULD PUNCH A GRANDMA FOR A CIGARETTE"
"SHUT OUR DRUNK" (or shut our trunk)
"HOLY SHIT UGYS IM HIGH I HAVENT BEEN HIGH SINCE I WAS FIFTEEN"
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU GUYS GOT ME TO SMOKE POT"
"IM HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF TEENAGERS OH MY GODDDDDDD"
"IF WE GET PULLED OVER IM GOING TO PUNCH THE COP"
"MIA OMG I LOVE IT YOU END EVERY SENTENCE WITH BITCHEZ"
"I HATE NATURE"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A BONFIRE BUT ID IDNT KNOW I WAS GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH FUCKING NATURE"
I can't think of any other quotes, I'll update it if I do though. hahahahaha
hahahaha yeah so this is post long john silvers
i don't know why my mouth is orange. wtf.
k when did mia have fucking starburst and why didnt i get any
mias shirt is awesome
ha weaver and avery
haha suspicious? never.
hahaha in hicksville, it's the shirtless dude
haha aw
party people! annelise, me, nate and weaver
haha i got some awesome bonfire pics yes
avery with the random cow pelvis bone thing on her head. she looks so hardcore
this is really cute
sunday morning truck ride.
cows charging
ahhhhh
there was corn all over the back for some reason?
hahaha
seriously how far away the cow was from me, around five feet. there was also no thing to keep us from falling out of the truck, or to keep the cow from like killing me
ha wtf happened to mias hair man
awwwww hes all grungy from not showering in two days. cuuute.
damn i was pretty grunge too
from saturday while i was waiting for annelise
the grestest blackmail picture of all time. hahahaha. i can't get over this. she was about to hit the pipe completely backwards one time, it was really funny. hahahahaa.
what a weekend. When I got home I showered and slept for 3 hours. nate called me, i felt really bad cause i wanted to talk to him but iw as about to die. seriously.