Random Nothings

[mybr0kenwings]

x the ones you have NEVER done.
I have never....

(x) been drunk
(x) smoked pot
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
( ) been in love
( ) had sex
(x) had sex in public
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) been tied up
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) pissed on myself (whne I was little)
(x) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) been to europe
(x) skipped school
(x) gone down on a member of same sex
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office
(x) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children
(x) crashed into someone else's car
(x) been fisted/fisted anyone
(x) thrown up in a bar
(x) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) beenhappy with myself
( ) taken a shower with the oppisite sex
(x) had sex at a friends house while they were throwing a party
(x) had sex in a dressing room
(x) cheated on my boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) see the good side of things
( ) taken a shower with the same sex
( ) flashed anyone
(x) legally purchased pornography
(x) shit on someone's face
(x) made out with a friend who wasn't my boyfriend/girlfriend
(x) had sex in a car
(x) had sex in a hot tub
( ) gone down on a member of oppisite sex