#3 -- Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James
Fifty shades of utter and complete GARBAGE. My cats can write better than she can. Nobody bites their lip that much (or ever). Nobody calls a computer a "mean machine." There is not a 21-year-old senior college student on the PLANET who doesn't have their own desktop/laptop/ and/or smartphone. Such a colossal waste of my time, and it makes me ANGRY that there are scores of women who think this is good! The sex scenes aren't even that great! Nobody regularly has like 4 orgasms in one session, or 4 sessions in one day! Nobody would want to! And there is not a guy on this planet who can go again in such close succession! Anastasia Steele is the most singularly irritating "literary" character there ever was. SHE'S WORSE THAN BELLA SWAN. So. Much. Hate.