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yay my home computer has internet now! unfortunately it takes the computer 1 to 2 minutes to process each page i open which means i can only process around 45 pages an hourit doesnt sound that bad but i have to click on internet explorer and assuming it works on the first try i have to wait only two minutes until i can typ a web address then assuming that there is no typos there goes anther 2 minutes but unfortunaely a lot of the keys markings have been worn off. i guess i shouldve taken that keyboarding class a little more seriosly then i wood just know what to type from those silly little dimples on f and j.
on a lighter note i left my bathroom window open and there must have been something nasty outside because there is a small army of gigantic horseflies in my bathroom. i didnt think it was that bad but then i tried to kill them. these flies must have military training because they knew to flank me and i lost the battle. anyways i closed the door to quarintine the areaand i no longer have a bathroom. i just pee outside now. i didnt think that the neaghbors wood mind but they look at me kinda funny. perhaps i should answer natures call in the backyard instead.
it rained today so i was able to take a shower but again the neaghbors looked at me funny. apparently the bush wasnt doing a very good job of hiding me. i fired it.
i poured bleach all around the window and the crawl space but it still hasnt killed the enemy. next will be the flamethrower.....or perhaps just a soda can with sugarwater in it.
on a lighter note i left my bathroom window open and there must have been something nasty outside because there is a small army of gigantic horseflies in my bathroom. i didnt think it was that bad but then i tried to kill them. these flies must have military training because they knew to flank me and i lost the battle. anyways i closed the door to quarintine the areaand i no longer have a bathroom. i just pee outside now. i didnt think that the neaghbors wood mind but they look at me kinda funny. perhaps i should answer natures call in the backyard instead.
it rained today so i was able to take a shower but again the neaghbors looked at me funny. apparently the bush wasnt doing a very good job of hiding me. i fired it.
i poured bleach all around the window and the crawl space but it still hasnt killed the enemy. next will be the flamethrower.....or perhaps just a soda can with sugarwater in it.