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[mybloodis_black]

*conversation loud enough to be heard from the halls and neighboring rooms*

Gupipipi, Chrona. Lady Medusa isn't here. Get a job! Lazy bitch!

But I don't want to! I don't know how to deal with--ow! Stop that!

BECOME A STRIPPER! Gupipipi~ it's easy! Just do like THIS! *tugs at dress*

STOOOOOOOP!

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[for_the_queen]

Hold! Release that poor girl at once, demon!

[mybloodis_black]

Demon? I see how it is! You hate me because I'm black, right? I UNDERSTAND! YOU BITCH! Chrona, defend my honor!

You have no honor!

[for_the_queen]

Possessing a defenseless young girl? You've no notion of honor whatsoever! I say it again: release her at once!

[mybloodis_black]

If I could get rid of this bitch Chrona I would! Don't blame me!

[for_the_queen]

A likely story. Honeyed words will get you nowhere, fiend.

[mybloodis_black]

I'll honey your words, gupipipi~

[for_the_queen]

Enough talk. Step aside, milady. I shall avail you of this nuisance.

[mybloodis_black]

*puts up dukes* Bring it, no-nose bitch!

But he's stuck! I don't know how to make him leave!

[for_the_queen]

No nose... What? Ugh. Your babbling annoys me, imp. Give me a moment, milady, you'll see him leave by force.

*stabs at Ragnarok*

[mybloodis_black]

*is much, much harder than metal and potently unharmed*

*regardless:*

AAAAAAGH! HELP! I'm being stabbed by a madwoman, gupipipiiiiii!

[for_the_queen]

...

[for_the_queen]

That... should have worked better.