Twenty-Five: In Which Klaus isn't Klaus

[myblimpisbigger]

A. Morning; Around Mayfield

[Klaus is taking his adorable class of drone kindergartners on another field trip around town today! And guess what the subject is? The people of the town and how they all, to a one, have some horrible and irredeemable flaw. If he knows you? That flaw is going to be very specific. But can you really get mad at him in

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[ironicjournal]

[ Oh hey, kindergartners and some dude. ]

Why yes there is.

[myblimpisbigger]

[Oh hey, no kindergartners and some... bro.]

Excuse me? I wasn't talking to you. This is a rude person, children. I suggest not paying him any attention.

[ironicjournal]

Nah, man, you don't gotta have the kiddies shun me for bein' so peasant-like. I'm such a gentleman it's ridiculous.

[myblimpisbigger]

Rudeness is hardly dependent on one's social class. I have known many peasants far more polite than any 'gentlemen'. And I don't believe any gentleman uses colloquialisms quite as trite and uneducated-sounding as yours. 'Don't gotta'? Really?

That's another important lesson, children. Proper use of the English language is important if you want others to take you seriously.

[ironicjournal]

[ Tut tut. ]

Poor misguided bro. Why are you teachin' kids about humanity, anyway. Supposed to be a lifelong lesson in disappointment, not right off the bat.