Twenty-Five: In Which Klaus isn't Klaus

Oct 25, 2011 21:07

A. Morning; Around Mayfield

[Klaus is taking his adorable class of drone kindergartners on another field trip around town today! And guess what the subject is? The people of the town and how they all, to a one, have some horrible and irredeemable flaw. If he knows you? That flaw is going to be very specific. But can you really get mad at him in ( Read more... )

!event: podfield, !action

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C lunawolves10th October 26 2011, 01:16:59 UTC
[ Stare in confusion, mostly. ]

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myblimpisbigger October 26 2011, 01:23:10 UTC
[Yeah, shit is pretty whack. They're a perfectly even match, too, which makes this even weirder to watch. Every hit is countered, every counter is circumvented, every circumvention is blocked.]

Garviel! Help me subdue him, would you?

Pfft, it's probably against that ridiculous Code of Honor of his to interfere!

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lunawolves10th October 26 2011, 02:05:28 UTC
I would... but I'm not sure which one of you I should.... did you do this with an experiment?

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myblimpisbigger October 26 2011, 02:33:17 UTC
Ah, no, I think this is Mayfield's attempts at being horrifying going strangely awry and merely becoming annoying.

Would you like to know what else is annoying--

[PodKlaus, have fun getting punched in the face.]

No.

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lunawolves10th October 26 2011, 03:39:04 UTC
[ Garviel raises his bolter, but still looks unsure. ]

.... So why are you two fighting instead of working together?

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myblimpisbigger October 29 2011, 21:46:11 UTC
[You know, that's a good question, actually. Klaus is tempted to just say 'we're Sparks, it's what we do', but he feels Garviel wouldn't find that as funny as he does.]

We are fighting because this clone is rude, unhelpful, and has furthermore been defaming my character all day -- and in front of my students, no less!

That's hardly true! I was imparting important life lessons!

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lunawolves10th October 30 2011, 03:14:30 UTC
And what lessons were those?

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myblimpisbigger October 30 2011, 18:20:01 UTC
Why, that everyone in this hell-hole is irredeemably flawed! Take you, for example, Herr Loken: you're a man who clings to an outmoded and short-sighted code of honor because he's too afraid to admit he might himself be just a little illogically bloodthirsty--

[PUNCH'D YET AGAIN.]

Do you see what I mean?

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lunawolves10th October 30 2011, 19:33:54 UTC
[ Garvi looks at not-clone Klaus, since the differences are fairly obvious. ]

Do you want me to deal with him?

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