[The first thing Klaus notices this morning is that there doesn't seem to be any more compulsory need to drink the milk, which is exceptionally good news, because it means no more murderous smiling drones wandering around.
The second thing he notices is that there is an unusual shadow on his lawn. A long, cylindrical shadow with... but no. Surely
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Is that... a UFO?
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Only it's quite a bit smaller than I remember.
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If that's a bit small, I'd love to see the real thing!
I seem to have gotten a package as well, this morning...
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And what did you receive?
[This actually could be good! Tools, science equipment? Cootie-repellent?]
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[DRAMATIC REVEAL TIME as he finds whatever mechanism he needs to open the garage door. He's been keeping it there in his little section.
BEHOLD! THE ROBO-DEXO 2000! Not quite a giant robot, but it certainly can help me out in a pinch! It has a variety of voice-controlled weapons and gadgets to help me out in any situation, from wrestling a bear to extracting my revenge in dodgeball!
[His ol' trusty power armor. Serves him where places his giant robot can't go....He gives a sigh of embarassment, after he gets done his moment of pride.]
I'd give a demonstration... but it looks like I either forgot where I put the power source for the thing or they just didn't even freakin' bother to give me one... Thing won't move an inch...
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