(OOC) Because Certain People Enjoy My Pain
My reactions to the hideous Dragaera comic.
Ayanami: Morrolan I posted it: http://community.livejournal.com/campersfuckoff/2813806.html
Ayanami: Also HAVE YOU LOOKED AT IT YET?
Stiaan: I'M OPENING IT NOW
You are now known as Morrolan|PAIN.
Ayanami:
Ayanami: TELL ME EVERYTHING
Morrolan|PAIN: OH GOD
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE SHIT
Hakuren: I'm waiting for the inevitable screaming-- yeah, there we go
Ayanami: WHICH PART
Morrolan|PAIN: WHY IS THIS CITYSCAPE
Morrolan|PAIN: DRAEGERA IS NOT PUEBLO ARCHITECTURE
Ayanami: THERE'S LOTS THAT MERIT THAT REACTION-- hahaha you're just on the first page.
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ...I love that Brust didn't actually. Read the comic.
Morrolan|PAIN: Before he wrote the introduction/.
Ayanami: Y-yeah.
Morrolan|PAIN: Because
Morrolan|PAIN: I think it would have been different.
Ayanami: I think the comic hadn't been actually MADE before then.
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Devit: btw Hakuren Rhode wants to put you in a dress sob
Morrolan|PAIN: ........
Hakuren: ... wait what
Ayanami: I'm guessing he probably wanted to forget it existed after. >_>
Morrolan|PAIN: ........Jheregs are not yellow.
Hakuren: is THAT her one condition ....
Morrolan|PAIN: VLAD DOES NOT BEHEAD PEOPLE. He stabs them in the yee.
Ayanami: Morrolan, neither does Vlad use a garrote, despite having one, ever.
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
• Devit pets
Morrolan|PAIN: ..........
Morrolan|PAIN: WHY
Morrolan|PAIN: THAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: IS THAT VLAD
• Hakuren hides behind Devit
Morrolan|PAIN: IT LOOKS LIKE...
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Ayanami: YES
Morrolan|PAIN: ...IDK
Morrolan|PAIN: NOT VLAD
Morrolan|PAIN: ADMIRAL PELLAEON
Ayanami:
Ayanami: OH THE OTHERS GET BETTER
Ayanami: BELIEVE ME
Morrolan|PAIN: ....at least they correctly transcribed the familiar bond scene.
Ayanami: Yes.
Ayanami: Except where a teckla is a rodent, not a lizard, but.
Morrolan|PAIN: .................
Morrolan|PAIN: ............................hi Kragar you look very UNDEAD this morning
Ayanami: I know right
Morrolan|PAIN: ....why does The Demon swear by Verra.
Ayanami: I. don't know.
Ayanami: Possibly because the writer didn't know there were any OTHER oaths?
Morrolan|PAIN: ....Leareth?
Morrolan|PAIN: UM.
Morrolan|PAIN: UM.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: NO.
Morrolan|PAIN: BARON MELLAR, FUCKERS.
• Hakuren pets not!dad
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ....that was TOTALLY unnecessary.
Morrolan|PAIN: TOTALLY unnecessary.
Ayanami: ...which was?
Morrolan|PAIN: Vlad's nerves are not that tight.
Morrolan|PAIN: The scene where Vlad almost flips out when The Demon gives him reports.
Morrolan|PAIN: ......
Morrolan|PAIN: ..........
Morrolan|PAIN: ......
Morrolan|PAIN: ....dear Daymar.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHER
Morrolan|PAIN: ARE
Morrolan|PAIN: YOUR
Morrolan|PAIN: PANTS
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: FIND THEM
Morrolan|PAIN: NOW
Morrolan|PAIN: ALSO VLAD WOULD NEVER, EVER CALL HIM A FRIEND.
Ayanami: Cawti looks alright, though!
Morrolan|PAIN: BECAUSE VLAD IS TSUNDERE
Ayanami: Hahahahaha.
Morrolan|PAIN: AND DAYMAR IS A TWIT.
Morrolan|PAIN: AND DAYMAR ALMOST EXPLODED VLAD'S BRAIN
Morrolan|PAIN: DID THEY EVEN READ THE BOOK
Morrolan|PAIN: ........I decline to take responsibility for that architecture choice.
Morrolan|PAIN: OH MY GOD
Morrolan|PAIN: OH MY GOD
• Ayanami snrrrks
Morrolan|PAIN: COUSIN.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Ayanami: I SEE YOU SAW ALIERA
Morrolan|PAIN: WHY YES
Morrolan|PAIN: ALSO WHY AM I SPEWING STILTED EXPOSITION
Morrolan|PAIN: I'M MORE ELOQUENT THAN THAT
Morrolan|PAIN: SERIOUSLY
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ......
Morrolan|PAIN: .....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....not only do I have a beard but my hair is, for some reason, blue.
Morrolan|PAIN: And I look sixty.
Ayanami: Yes.
Morrolan|PAIN: And Blackwand is not black.
Morrolan|PAIN: And it is tiny.
Ayanami: And Aliera looks like a guy.
Morrolan|PAIN: And I'm not wearing black and silver.
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....is there ANYTHING THIS ARTIST GOT RIGHT
Morrolan|PAIN: I DON'T THINK THERE IS
Ayanami: ....wait until you see Sethra.
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: YOUR TIMING IS EXCELLENT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE SHIT
Ayanami: I know.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE SHIIIIIIIIT
• Ayanami is looking at it too to follow along with your reactions
Morrolan|PAIN: Also I apparently hold my sword like a MOTHERFUCKING TWIT.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT HAPPENED TO "ONE OF THE FINEST BLADES IN THE EMPIRE" I ASK YOU
• Ayanami c-can't stop laughing
Morrolan|PAIN: ...OH WAIT
Morrolan|PAIN: THAT WOULD REQUIRE THEM TO READ
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: .....I just.
Morrolan|PAIN: I just read the dialogue.
Morrolan|PAIN: "What will you, ancient one">
Morrolan|PAIN: AUGH
Morrolan|PAIN: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGH
• Hakuren ... pets not!dad
Morrolan|PAIN: SETHRA WOULD LAUGH IN MY FACE
• Ayanami CRACKS UP
• Dero|notallthere ... pets
Morrolan|PAIN: AND PROBABLY PUNCH ME
Ayanami: YES SHE WOULD I KNOW
Morrolan|PAIN: my god they gave Morrolan the worst expressions holy shit
Ayanami: I think you should icon them for a camp effect sometime.
Morrolan|PAIN: I refuse.
Morrolan|PAIN: ..................
Morrolan|PAIN: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Ayanami: ...which part now?
Morrolan|PAIN: "By Verra's might, Pathfinder, teleport us to the Lord Morrolan"
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Ayanami: HAHAHAHAA
Morrolan|PAIN: ....oh, now that he's DEAD THEY FOLLOW MORE OF THE DESCRIPTION
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: l-left
Morrolan|PAIN: hand
Morrolan|PAIN: OH MY GOD
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Ayanami: I. I don't know.
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....where is the chaos?
Ayanami: Same place Aliera's exposition of Vlad's past life went
Ayanami: ?
Morrolan|PAIN: Right. Into the hideous void created by the LACK OF CHARACTERIZATION AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL
Morrolan|PAIN: ...okay, there's ONE scene that doesn't completely suck.
Morrolan|PAIN: Which is the, like.
Morrolan|PAIN: Three panels where they do the thing where Morrolan and Vlad apologize for probably having to kill each other.
Morrolan|PAIN: ........
Ayanami: D'awww, such friends~
Morrolan|PAIN: ....Cawti is reduced to arm candy.
Ayanami: Yeeeep
Morrolan|PAIN: This makes me vomit more heartily than her actual characterization I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ....and somehow, Loiosh manages to be OOC.
Morrolan|PAIN: SOMEHOW.
Morrolan|PAIN: HOW.
Morrolan|PAIN: HOW.
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: .....Kiara is butt-ugly.
Morrolan|PAIN: But slightly less horribly so than everyone else.
Hakuren: Dear Livejournal, love me.
Ayanami: Kiera apparently likes showing off her midsection.
Ayanami: and wearing long skirts
Ayanami: Despite being a professional thief.
Morrolan|PAIN: sdjhfaldfjhsldjhfldsgdhflgsjdhfls
Morrolan|PAIN: SDLFHGSLDFJHDSLGHJFLSFD
Morrolan|PAIN: God, their fight drawings are so bad.
Morrolan|PAIN: SO BAD
Morrolan|PAIN: AND ALIERA'S FACE
Morrolan|PAIN: AJDHFKADJHFGSDFS
Ayanami: Y-yeah
Morrolan|PAIN: ....why am I Designated Exposition Bitch.
Morrolan|PAIN:
Morrolan|PAIN: I KNOW AS MUCH OR MORE ABOUT THIS THAN ALIERA DOES.
Morrolan|PAIN: GOOD LORD.
Morrolan|PAIN: .....Aya-tan, I want my...
• Morrolan|PAIN scrolls up
Morrolan|PAIN: ...twenty minutes back.
Ayanami:
• Ayanami thinks this was SO worth the $10 and two hours spent scanning... |D
Ayanami: Also Morrolan did you notice the only attractive woman is Cawti, who is naturally the one shown in states of undress with Vlad?
You are now known as Stiaan.
Ayanami: (also you love me
Stiaan: NATURALLY
Stiaan: You may take that as a response to either statement.
Ayanami: And Aliera is like. all butch or something because CLEARLY you can't have a FEMININE female swordsman/sorcerer.
Ayanami:
Stiaan: She looks like a bishounen.
Ayanami: With big boobs.
Stiaan: Yes.
Ayanami: Although I guess at least they got the hair COLOR about right?
Stiaan: BLUE.
Stiaan: ...oh wait hers.
Stiaan: Yes.
Ayanami: Yeah Morrolan's hair is special.
Ayanami: AREN'T YOU GLAD I GOT IT
Stiaan: FOR VALUES OF GLAD
Ayanami:
Hakuren: Morrolan, it's payback for all the times you've hurt people? :Db
Stiaan: It was oddly cleansing.
Stiaan: Also, convinced me to play Stiaan for the rest of the evening.
Ayanami: ...pfffffft.
Hakuren:
Ayanami: ilu really Morrolan
Ayanami: Morrolan I posted it: http://community.livejournal.com/campersfuckoff/2813806.html
Ayanami: Also HAVE YOU LOOKED AT IT YET?
Stiaan: I'M OPENING IT NOW
You are now known as Morrolan|PAIN.
Ayanami:
Ayanami: TELL ME EVERYTHING
Morrolan|PAIN: OH GOD
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE SHIT
Hakuren: I'm waiting for the inevitable screaming-- yeah, there we go
Ayanami: WHICH PART
Morrolan|PAIN: WHY IS THIS CITYSCAPE
Morrolan|PAIN: DRAEGERA IS NOT PUEBLO ARCHITECTURE
Ayanami: THERE'S LOTS THAT MERIT THAT REACTION-- hahaha you're just on the first page.
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ...I love that Brust didn't actually. Read the comic.
Morrolan|PAIN: Before he wrote the introduction/.
Ayanami: Y-yeah.
Morrolan|PAIN: Because
Morrolan|PAIN: I think it would have been different.
Ayanami: I think the comic hadn't been actually MADE before then.
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Devit: btw Hakuren Rhode wants to put you in a dress sob
Morrolan|PAIN: ........
Hakuren: ... wait what
Ayanami: I'm guessing he probably wanted to forget it existed after. >_>
Morrolan|PAIN: ........Jheregs are not yellow.
Hakuren: is THAT her one condition ....
Morrolan|PAIN: VLAD DOES NOT BEHEAD PEOPLE. He stabs them in the yee.
Ayanami: Morrolan, neither does Vlad use a garrote, despite having one, ever.
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
• Devit pets
Morrolan|PAIN: ..........
Morrolan|PAIN: WHY
Morrolan|PAIN: THAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: IS THAT VLAD
• Hakuren hides behind Devit
Morrolan|PAIN: IT LOOKS LIKE...
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Ayanami: YES
Morrolan|PAIN: ...IDK
Morrolan|PAIN: NOT VLAD
Morrolan|PAIN: ADMIRAL PELLAEON
Ayanami:
Ayanami: OH THE OTHERS GET BETTER
Ayanami: BELIEVE ME
Morrolan|PAIN: ....at least they correctly transcribed the familiar bond scene.
Ayanami: Yes.
Ayanami: Except where a teckla is a rodent, not a lizard, but.
Morrolan|PAIN: .................
Morrolan|PAIN: ............................hi Kragar you look very UNDEAD this morning
Ayanami: I know right
Morrolan|PAIN: ....why does The Demon swear by Verra.
Ayanami: I. don't know.
Ayanami: Possibly because the writer didn't know there were any OTHER oaths?
Morrolan|PAIN: ....Leareth?
Morrolan|PAIN: UM.
Morrolan|PAIN: UM.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: NO.
Morrolan|PAIN: BARON MELLAR, FUCKERS.
• Hakuren pets not!dad
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ....that was TOTALLY unnecessary.
Morrolan|PAIN: TOTALLY unnecessary.
Ayanami: ...which was?
Morrolan|PAIN: Vlad's nerves are not that tight.
Morrolan|PAIN: The scene where Vlad almost flips out when The Demon gives him reports.
Morrolan|PAIN: ......
Morrolan|PAIN: ..........
Morrolan|PAIN: ......
Morrolan|PAIN: ....dear Daymar.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHER
Morrolan|PAIN: ARE
Morrolan|PAIN: YOUR
Morrolan|PAIN: PANTS
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: FIND THEM
Morrolan|PAIN: NOW
Morrolan|PAIN: ALSO VLAD WOULD NEVER, EVER CALL HIM A FRIEND.
Ayanami: Cawti looks alright, though!
Morrolan|PAIN: BECAUSE VLAD IS TSUNDERE
Ayanami: Hahahahaha.
Morrolan|PAIN: AND DAYMAR IS A TWIT.
Morrolan|PAIN: AND DAYMAR ALMOST EXPLODED VLAD'S BRAIN
Morrolan|PAIN: DID THEY EVEN READ THE BOOK
Morrolan|PAIN: ........I decline to take responsibility for that architecture choice.
Morrolan|PAIN: OH MY GOD
Morrolan|PAIN: OH MY GOD
• Ayanami snrrrks
Morrolan|PAIN: COUSIN.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Ayanami: I SEE YOU SAW ALIERA
Morrolan|PAIN: WHY YES
Morrolan|PAIN: ALSO WHY AM I SPEWING STILTED EXPOSITION
Morrolan|PAIN: I'M MORE ELOQUENT THAN THAT
Morrolan|PAIN: SERIOUSLY
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ......
Morrolan|PAIN: .....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....not only do I have a beard but my hair is, for some reason, blue.
Morrolan|PAIN: And I look sixty.
Ayanami: Yes.
Morrolan|PAIN: And Blackwand is not black.
Morrolan|PAIN: And it is tiny.
Ayanami: And Aliera looks like a guy.
Morrolan|PAIN: And I'm not wearing black and silver.
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....is there ANYTHING THIS ARTIST GOT RIGHT
Morrolan|PAIN: I DON'T THINK THERE IS
Ayanami: ....wait until you see Sethra.
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: YOUR TIMING IS EXCELLENT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE SHIT
Ayanami: I know.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE SHIIIIIIIIT
• Ayanami is looking at it too to follow along with your reactions
Morrolan|PAIN: Also I apparently hold my sword like a MOTHERFUCKING TWIT.
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT HAPPENED TO "ONE OF THE FINEST BLADES IN THE EMPIRE" I ASK YOU
• Ayanami c-can't stop laughing
Morrolan|PAIN: ...OH WAIT
Morrolan|PAIN: THAT WOULD REQUIRE THEM TO READ
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: .....I just.
Morrolan|PAIN: I just read the dialogue.
Morrolan|PAIN: "What will you, ancient one">
Morrolan|PAIN: AUGH
Morrolan|PAIN: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGH
• Hakuren ... pets not!dad
Morrolan|PAIN: SETHRA WOULD LAUGH IN MY FACE
• Ayanami CRACKS UP
• Dero|notallthere ... pets
Morrolan|PAIN: AND PROBABLY PUNCH ME
Ayanami: YES SHE WOULD I KNOW
Morrolan|PAIN: my god they gave Morrolan the worst expressions holy shit
Ayanami: I think you should icon them for a camp effect sometime.
Morrolan|PAIN: I refuse.
Morrolan|PAIN: ..................
Morrolan|PAIN: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Ayanami: ...which part now?
Morrolan|PAIN: "By Verra's might, Pathfinder, teleport us to the Lord Morrolan"
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT
Ayanami: HAHAHAHAA
Morrolan|PAIN: ....oh, now that he's DEAD THEY FOLLOW MORE OF THE DESCRIPTION
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: l-left
Morrolan|PAIN: hand
Morrolan|PAIN: OH MY GOD
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Morrolan|PAIN: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Ayanami: I. I don't know.
Morrolan|PAIN: ...
Morrolan|PAIN: ....where is the chaos?
Ayanami: Same place Aliera's exposition of Vlad's past life went
Ayanami: ?
Morrolan|PAIN: Right. Into the hideous void created by the LACK OF CHARACTERIZATION AND ATTENTION TO DETAIL
Morrolan|PAIN: ...okay, there's ONE scene that doesn't completely suck.
Morrolan|PAIN: Which is the, like.
Morrolan|PAIN: Three panels where they do the thing where Morrolan and Vlad apologize for probably having to kill each other.
Morrolan|PAIN: ........
Ayanami: D'awww, such friends~
Morrolan|PAIN: ....Cawti is reduced to arm candy.
Ayanami: Yeeeep
Morrolan|PAIN: This makes me vomit more heartily than her actual characterization I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE
Ayanami:
Morrolan|PAIN: ....and somehow, Loiosh manages to be OOC.
Morrolan|PAIN: SOMEHOW.
Morrolan|PAIN: HOW.
Morrolan|PAIN: HOW.
Morrolan|PAIN: ....
Morrolan|PAIN: .....Kiara is butt-ugly.
Morrolan|PAIN: But slightly less horribly so than everyone else.
Hakuren: Dear Livejournal, love me.
Ayanami: Kiera apparently likes showing off her midsection.
Ayanami: and wearing long skirts
Ayanami: Despite being a professional thief.
Morrolan|PAIN: sdjhfaldfjhsldjhfldsgdhflgsjdhfls
Morrolan|PAIN: SDLFHGSLDFJHDSLGHJFLSFD
Morrolan|PAIN: God, their fight drawings are so bad.
Morrolan|PAIN: SO BAD
Morrolan|PAIN: AND ALIERA'S FACE
Morrolan|PAIN: AJDHFKADJHFGSDFS
Ayanami: Y-yeah
Morrolan|PAIN: ....why am I Designated Exposition Bitch.
Morrolan|PAIN:
Morrolan|PAIN: I KNOW AS MUCH OR MORE ABOUT THIS THAN ALIERA DOES.
Morrolan|PAIN: GOOD LORD.
Morrolan|PAIN: .....Aya-tan, I want my...
• Morrolan|PAIN scrolls up
Morrolan|PAIN: ...twenty minutes back.
Ayanami:
• Ayanami thinks this was SO worth the $10 and two hours spent scanning... |D
Ayanami: Also Morrolan did you notice the only attractive woman is Cawti, who is naturally the one shown in states of undress with Vlad?
You are now known as Stiaan.
Ayanami: (also you love me
Stiaan: NATURALLY
Stiaan: You may take that as a response to either statement.
Ayanami: And Aliera is like. all butch or something because CLEARLY you can't have a FEMININE female swordsman/sorcerer.
Ayanami:
Stiaan: She looks like a bishounen.
Ayanami: With big boobs.
Stiaan: Yes.
Ayanami: Although I guess at least they got the hair COLOR about right?
Stiaan: BLUE.
Stiaan: ...oh wait hers.
Stiaan: Yes.
Ayanami: Yeah Morrolan's hair is special.
Ayanami: AREN'T YOU GLAD I GOT IT
Stiaan: FOR VALUES OF GLAD
Ayanami:
Hakuren: Morrolan, it's payback for all the times you've hurt people? :Db
Stiaan: It was oddly cleansing.
Stiaan: Also, convinced me to play Stiaan for the rest of the evening.
Ayanami: ...pfffffft.
Hakuren:
Ayanami: ilu really Morrolan