found this in my email
The below "translation" is made by brian, my ex. Intrestingly funny considering how things ended up....me with my honey kyle instead...and he? well, who knows...i think he may have a lady now...
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Actually...let me translate all of this:
"The Monkey and the Snake may have too many opposing qualities to get along very well."
- They argue a great deal and since both like arguing the relationship continues.
"They do both love to have a good time and are both charming and popular; this may be the saving grace of their relationship..."
- The only thing keeping them together is the fact that they both feel better about themselves compared to the other.
"...or it may simply point to the forum in which they initially connect."
- or at least they are popular and charming on the internet.
"However, the Snake's popularity and seductive charm belie a much more reserved nature;"
- Because people like Brian, Brian doesn't like people
"this Sign is actually something of a homebody, one that loves to curl up and lose itself in a good book."
- Brian is an antisocial and loves to lose himself in front of the computer.
"The Monkey, on the other hand, is always interested in having a good time, in following its own pleasures and adventures."
- Jen, on the other hand, always wants to party to satisfy her own needs and pleasures.
"As lovers these two might have a lot of fun together going out on the town with friends; they are also capable of an intense sexual connection."
- Jen and Brian love going out drinking b/c drunk sex is better than sober sex.
"However, the Snake tends to be the jealous, possessive type and the Monkey will have a hard time not providing reason for the Snake's jealousies to flare up."
- Brian is a jealous son-of-a-bitch and Jen loves to put Brian in that position...so keeps on doing it.
"The Monkey is a loyal Sign and, though it does have the potential to be an unfaithful lover, won't necessarily fulfill that potential;"
- Jen is loyal to Brian, but given a good piece of pussy may just bail on him
"however, its urge to be out with a different group every night will leave the Snake worrying anyway, no matter how faithful the Monkey has been."
- Jen loves to be around people who find her charming and popular and want to hook up with her, hence why Brian spends nights alone in bed crying.
"If these two are in business together they can make it work -- if they can figure out how to get along."
- By nature Jen doesn't like Brian and Brian doesn't like Jen, but b/c they are bound together figure out how to make situations worse...then better.
"If they can avoid arguments, their opposite styles could actually be complementary."
- If Jen and Brian could stop yelling at eachother (yeah right) they might actually seem to be good in the eyes of other people.
"The Monkey is a go-getter who follows its fortune wherever it leads; this Sign loves a challenge."
- Jen has a good economic sniffer and knows how to find and make things work...but loves a challenge...hence, Brian
"The Snake is a more careful, deliberate worker; though sometimes considered lazy, this Sign will work long and hard toward a goal it believes in."
- Brian is anal. People think he doesn't do anything b/c he spends his time perfecting the little things that don't make a damn of a difference anyway. But he believes in it, so sticks to it.
"The Snake also tends to be very lucky with money, but may tire of the Monkey's fun-loving nature."
- Brian somehow makes things work out well (to live in an expensive apt. and buy $200 jeans) but wants Jen to settle down with him to read most nights.
"These two Signs will likely compete with one another for the position as front person, and the Snake may ultimately put in more work than the Monkey."
- Brian works harder b/c he hates to be wrong.
"The Monkey and the Snake share a compatibility of four, on a scale of one to ten."
- Jen and Brian are DOOMED from the start. Go directly to Jail and don't pass Go.
Jenn wrote:
The Monkey and the Snake
The Monkey and the Snake may have too many opposing qualities to get along very well. They do both love to have a good time and are both charming and popular; this may be the saving grace of their relationship or it may simply point to the forum in which they initially connect. However, the Snake's popularity and seductive charm belie a much more reserved nature; this Sign is actually something of a homebody, one that loves to curl up and lose itself in a good book. The Monkey, on the other hand, is always interested in having a good time, in following its own pleasures and adventures.
As lovers these two might have a lot of fun together going out on the town with friends; they are also capable of an intense sexual connection. However, the Snake tends to be the jealous, possessive type and the Monkey will have a hard time not providing reason for the Snake's jealousies to flare up. The Monkey is a loyal Sign and, though it does have the potential to be an unfaithful lover, won't necessarily fulfill that potential; however, its urge to be out with a different group every night will leave the Snake worrying anyway, no matter how faithful the Monkey has been.
If these two are in business together they can make it work -- if they can figure out how to get along. If they can avoid arguments, their opposite styles could actually be complementary. The Monkey is a go-getter who follows its fortune wherever it leads; this Sign loves a challenge. The Snake is a more careful, deliberate worker; though sometimes considered lazy, this Sign will work long and hard toward a goal it believes in. The Snake also tends to be very lucky with money, but may tire of the Monkey's fun-loving nature. These two Signs will likely compete with one another for the position as front person, and the Snake may ultimately put in more work than the Monkey.
The Monkey and the Snake share a compatibility of four, on a scale of one to ten. Click here to see other Signs' compatibility ratings! Also, it's important to remember that each year is associated not only with a Chinese Sign but also with one of the Chinese Elements -- Metal, Water, Wood, Fire or Earth. That means there's Metal Monkeys, Water Monkeys, Wood Snakes, Fire Snakes ... Find your Element as well as your Sign and see how your Element affects your Animal nature.