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Oh hurney, hold the phone, hold the mayo, guruhl, hold on to yo hat and yo ass cuz you gonna fall down in a fit! Raunchelle and I went shopping at Lonnie Bryan or whatever dat fat people sto is, and hurney, it was a hot mess! It looked like dey took all the fashion mistakes and put dem in one place! Guruhl, I found dis thing I didn't know if it was a skirt, some pants, or a tube top. I asked dis bitch if she knew and she didn't know either, and she worked there! dey had dem a sale 25% off. I don't want 25% off of these ugly clothes, I want 25% off of me! You could park a Lincoln in between my fat rolls. I want to get down to at least a size 28.
Anyway, hurney, dis shocker shit I is gonna tell you about you will not believe. Hurney, Raunchelle quick got up and ran into the dressing room, didn't even have dat sweater-underwear-nightgown and I was all knockin' on the door axin' her what she durin'. dat dang bitch thought she was in the crapper she was all pissin' in the booth guruhl I don't blise her everything there looked like shit anyway. But child, what you will not believe is the woman workin' there axed her if she needed some help. HURNEY HOLD THE MAYONNAISE you do NOT ask a woman for some help when she is shakin' the teardrops from her hoot and holler! And better believe Raunchelle was in there crying up a storm!
Hurney, I thought I was at Niagress Falls. Thought maybe someone had opened up a bottle of shispain. Hurney, let me in there, there is a line out here and all us angry fat bitches need a drip dry!
Anyway, hurney, dis shocker shit I is gonna tell you about you will not believe. Hurney, Raunchelle quick got up and ran into the dressing room, didn't even have dat sweater-underwear-nightgown and I was all knockin' on the door axin' her what she durin'. dat dang bitch thought she was in the crapper she was all pissin' in the booth guruhl I don't blise her everything there looked like shit anyway. But child, what you will not believe is the woman workin' there axed her if she needed some help. HURNEY HOLD THE MAYONNAISE you do NOT ask a woman for some help when she is shakin' the teardrops from her hoot and holler! And better believe Raunchelle was in there crying up a storm!
Hurney, I thought I was at Niagress Falls. Thought maybe someone had opened up a bottle of shispain. Hurney, let me in there, there is a line out here and all us angry fat bitches need a drip dry!