Aug 26, 2009 16:15
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this place sucks.
I can't believe how long I've been here, stuck in this place with Yzma and that big, fat oaf. Yeah, that's right. I said it. Big. Fat. Oaf. You know, you're perfect for each other. It's dis-gus-ting.
I'm going to get a smoothie.