"Put me on a table, make me say your name, if i can't remember, then give me all your pain"
Ok well first off, i was reading an article about the Simpsons' upcoming "Disparate Housewives" episode, sent to me by the one and only Pancake, and it linked to a page about this whole "lollipop people" or whatever 'fad' thats going on. Ok, so plainly and quickly, it was an article about people like Lindsay Lohan (fame includes feedlindsay.com, and Pancake's idea, feedlindsaypoison.com) , Mary-Kate Olsen, and Nicole Ritchie- whom have shrunk down to anorexia (bmi 17 or less or so) levels of weight, and who wrap themselves in gigantic 'boho' clothes, and extremely oversised designer sunglasses, therefore making them look like human lollipops. Women are apparently all excited about this new trend, due to the fact that you can be 'too skinny' or 'big' and wear the same clothes. my point here is the following:
1-they're wearing the glasses because they need to hide the greyish green blue color their faces have turned due to anorexia/malnutrition, plus obviously the protruding eyeball/glazed/drugged look of their ocular-area. Not M.A.C., nor my favorite, BeneFit, can help. I've tried in the past.
2-the clothes are there to hide their bones. it's obvious, i used to wear oversized sweatshirts in summer without airconditioning to hide them in the past.
3- the oversized accessories that are 'in' are simply there for daily wrist/forearm measurements. you will find that if you are of normal weight, the oversized bangles and beads that are 'just so trendy' will begin to feel tight around your mid-forearm. the same size will still be too loose on any of the aforementioned 'celebrities' upper arms.
4- please, all of you who think this is hot, get a fucking life, eat a sandwich, or, start with some lettuce at least.
SECONDLY:
i'm angry and sad. turns out my Dad was less than 3 minutes from me today, and didn't even call to see what i was doing. so what he was 'with someone'? um, she wants to meet me. not to mention the fact that you guys went to see Matt, just to look for me. i love you, but that made me feel shitty.
THIRDLY:
not only have i found (well, believe i have) Rebecca aka: Shane a new job, taking over my 'go-to-girl' status at the law firm, but she wants to hang in maine with us for a night or so. woohoo.
FOURTH:
i have to work in the morning. this means i will probably be home from work before i normally wake up. i'm not looking forward to it, however, its money, that i oh so desperately need.
save me. i'm bored. yet happy to not be in love right now.
1-they're wearing the glasses because they need to hide the greyish green blue color their faces have turned due to anorexia/malnutrition, plus obviously the protruding eyeball/glazed/drugged look of their ocular-area. Not M.A.C., nor my favorite, BeneFit, can help. I've tried in the past.
2-the clothes are there to hide their bones. it's obvious, i used to wear oversized sweatshirts in summer without airconditioning to hide them in the past.
3- the oversized accessories that are 'in' are simply there for daily wrist/forearm measurements. you will find that if you are of normal weight, the oversized bangles and beads that are 'just so trendy' will begin to feel tight around your mid-forearm. the same size will still be too loose on any of the aforementioned 'celebrities' upper arms.
4- please, all of you who think this is hot, get a fucking life, eat a sandwich, or, start with some lettuce at least.
SECONDLY:
i'm angry and sad. turns out my Dad was less than 3 minutes from me today, and didn't even call to see what i was doing. so what he was 'with someone'? um, she wants to meet me. not to mention the fact that you guys went to see Matt, just to look for me. i love you, but that made me feel shitty.
THIRDLY:
not only have i found (well, believe i have) Rebecca aka: Shane a new job, taking over my 'go-to-girl' status at the law firm, but she wants to hang in maine with us for a night or so. woohoo.
FOURTH:
i have to work in the morning. this means i will probably be home from work before i normally wake up. i'm not looking forward to it, however, its money, that i oh so desperately need.
save me. i'm bored. yet happy to not be in love right now.