6th Partridge [Action][Let's Be Human]
[Waking up to be a normal person is Ian's dream, at this point. So when he wakes up and finds himself... normal? And shivering him cold, in the forest? He has a moment where he thinks it's a dream-and then he remembers, oh. This is Luceti.
... FUCK YES. THANK YOU!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU.
First thing's first. He is going to the restaurant and ( Read more... )
... FUCK YES. THANK YOU!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU.
First thing's first. He is going to the restaurant and ( Read more... )
You'll have to get his attention, Ian. Sanji's attending to other customers, warding off the headache he knows this week will bring.
Shitty experiments]
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[8'D THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER]
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And then, eyebrow raise. Who is this short, black-haired abomination raving about his belly butt-- oh. 8|]
Congrats, Ian.
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I gotta try food before I turn back! Do y'think you can get me something tasty to try?! I'm starving!
[No really, can you hear that? His stomach is rumbling something fierce. I guess that happens when you change into a human and have absolutely nothing in you that was food. :|a]
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Alright, alright... [jamming a thumb towards a free table. He has no problems treating Ian like a proper customer] Have a seat and I'll get ya something.
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FEEEEED MEEEEE, SANJI. FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Except not, but you know how this goes.]
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Here. [He sets the plate down, but not before a warning:] And don't scarf it all down at once, shithead. If you're still hungry after, there's plenty more.
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...picks up a fork.
... STABS A PIECE OF CHICKEN
and then takes a little bite]
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[brb scarfin' it all down]
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one moment, he's almost choking to death]
W--[COUGH]--what's a scarf got to do with food?!
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It means don't eat it all at once! [frowny face] Or shit like this is gonna keep happening.
[And he'll let you choke next time]
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... it still hurts.
...]
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BRB TEARING UP and holding my head in pain.]
G-goddamn, didja' have to kick me that hard??
A-am I dying...?
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Except maybe the rules have changed now that Ian's less... resilient.]
No idiot. You're not gonna die from something like that. [Grumpy sigh.]
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Normally it's all fixed up by now...
[B-but this food is pretty good. He rubs the bump on his head with one hand and eats with another.]
But [om nom nom] I guess it messed with my tree-ness a heck of a lot, making me a normal human guy...
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