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hahahaha ahh im soo excited. My cousin Derek who lives in california is getting married in 2 weeks, in Massena. Im not sure why hes coming to Massena to get married, but anyways, my cousin Emily is coming up since Derek is our cousin, and he's marrying her step sister. weird, i know. But all my aunts and uncles from Maine and california are coming im really excited. When I was in 2nd grade we had a big surprise party for my grandparents and it was so much fun. My aunt kay and uncle doug are seriously the coolest people in the whole world. they used to live in maine(which automatically makes them very cool) and now they live in california and their just the best. My aunt kay is like 50 and wears thongs. SHe bought me my first thong. And im excited to see all my cousins, like emily, and scotty, little brian and laura. I love hanging out with them. seriously, its awesome. we used to do some really weird stuff. scotty is just plain psycho, and I always thought laura was so cool, and me, emily and brian just always got in trouble, which was fun. like this one time hahaha Brian had this idea to take the ladder out of the pool and put it under the basketball net so he could slam dunk the ball, and he climbs up to the top of the ladder and the ladder breaks hahahahahahahahah and he lands on the driveway and it was just so funny and hes on the ground and my mom is out there screaming her head off, but it was the funniest thing i have ever seen. and everyone calls him little brian even though hes kinda really fat. and me and emily used to play all these weird games and it was just so fun hanging out with her. haha i cant wait. i was talking to her tonight, about all the old things we used to do. like my grandmas sister is really old and kinda scary looking, and all my cousins are scared of her, and there was this pic of her and she looked so freaky so we put in under the covers in lauras bed(laura freaks out about veerything and she always cries, like when a seagull pooped on her when she was eating a tuna sandwich and she started to cry and she pooped all over herself hahaha) and she saw the picture and she flipped out and started crying hahahahahaha. and my grandmas sister fran, had this room full of dolls, and emily was terrified of all the dolls and me and brian locked her in the room once and she started flipping out and banging on the door and crying and yelling. hahahaha. we were mean, but it was great. hahah i cant wait till they all come. im so excited.