May 13, 2007 11:07
Dear fellas,
My friend was verbally raped last night. I would like to let it be known that "I'm going to suck a lung out of your pussy" is not an effective pick-up line on the ladies. They tend not to like it all that much. Sure, it seems romantic, but it's a little bit strong, you know? Just an FYI.
Love,
Bill
P.S. I did, however, use the line on several guys last night, and it worked like a charm every time.