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OMG I JUST UPDATED
BUT IM LIKE UPDATING AGAIN
BECAUSE I HAVE BIG AND EXCITING NEWS!
...theres someone new!
oh, im so proud of myself.
wait, iforgot what i wrote in my last entry, but like i have to tell you about this dream i had.
okok so like i was reading my banned book for english, liek looking fro qoutes &stuff
and like, i somehow dozed off, and like an hour later i wake up remembering like almost every detail of my dream i had while i dozed.
omg, it was such an aaren dream, if you catch my drift.
okok here we go.
SO LIKE
I was standing on a platform on top of that flag pole infront of the highschool, and jake green was painting it yellow, and he had bought one of those flyer things, kindof liek the one the villan had in the first spiderman movie. and he had a comb, and he parted my hair, and patted me on the head, and then kissed his hand and like, really quickly dropped to the ground, and then he just kindof disinigrated. then i sawalexis perez. this girls like in all of my dreams. and her hair was half green, like it had two braids and one was green and one was black. and i was like, WHAT THE FUCK ALEXIS, YOU COPIED JAKE, and she was like, no, his hair was blue, I just died it for him like totally. and then she held up a mirror, and i looked into it, it was erally big, becasue she was holding it from the ground? and i saw a spaceship like in the reflection behind me, and i looked back, and it like, started spinning really fast, and the wind knocked me down, and i fell onto a bush, and so i get up, and im in a really bright room with a black door at the end of it. so i start running really really fast to the black door, and that guy from the texas chainsaw massacre like, appeared there. and i wasl ike, OMG! SUP??, liek i actually said "sup" and he goes, i need a new flower. and im like, oh ,well go down that slide and through those cherries and youll find like, ten of them. and he picked me up, took my sweatshirt off, and cut it in half with his chainsaw! and yeah so i went through the black door to find myself in a home depot magazine, and the only was to get from one page to the other was to swing on a vine. so i found this like, boy that was swinging on a vine next to me, and he had a red sweatshirt and a visor on, and he jumped off the vine and gave me a really big hug. and like, it felt so weird. and it was really hot. like, not hot like ryan reynolds, more like, hot liek an oven. and he wouldnt let go, untill this brigh blue bird flew and landed on his belt, that said "DONT MESS WITH TEXAS" on it. and he grabbed my hand, and put it in my pocket. and then he just jumped on the vine and swung away. yeah, then someon like shoved me from behind, an beforei knew, i was laying on a table, but i had no feeling, and i figured out that i was a people pillow in the making. like someone was sweing me together. and mrs marshall was in a wheelchair, but she wasnt crippled, because she got up and glued on my eyes. then sat back down and started wheeling around. then mrs large ran in with a banana and shoved it into the person that was sewing me's mouth. i felt so bad. but i couldnt do anythign becasue i couldnt feel anything. then john mason sonwhow showed up, and punted me out the window. and i landed on davids back porch thing. omg it was so weird. then i woke up, and fell out of the chair i was sleeping in, and came here, and wrote it all down.
BUT IM LIKE UPDATING AGAIN
BECAUSE I HAVE BIG AND EXCITING NEWS!
...theres someone new!
oh, im so proud of myself.
wait, iforgot what i wrote in my last entry, but like i have to tell you about this dream i had.
okok so like i was reading my banned book for english, liek looking fro qoutes &stuff
and like, i somehow dozed off, and like an hour later i wake up remembering like almost every detail of my dream i had while i dozed.
omg, it was such an aaren dream, if you catch my drift.
okok here we go.
SO LIKE
I was standing on a platform on top of that flag pole infront of the highschool, and jake green was painting it yellow, and he had bought one of those flyer things, kindof liek the one the villan had in the first spiderman movie. and he had a comb, and he parted my hair, and patted me on the head, and then kissed his hand and like, really quickly dropped to the ground, and then he just kindof disinigrated. then i sawalexis perez. this girls like in all of my dreams. and her hair was half green, like it had two braids and one was green and one was black. and i was like, WHAT THE FUCK ALEXIS, YOU COPIED JAKE, and she was like, no, his hair was blue, I just died it for him like totally. and then she held up a mirror, and i looked into it, it was erally big, becasue she was holding it from the ground? and i saw a spaceship like in the reflection behind me, and i looked back, and it like, started spinning really fast, and the wind knocked me down, and i fell onto a bush, and so i get up, and im in a really bright room with a black door at the end of it. so i start running really really fast to the black door, and that guy from the texas chainsaw massacre like, appeared there. and i wasl ike, OMG! SUP??, liek i actually said "sup" and he goes, i need a new flower. and im like, oh ,well go down that slide and through those cherries and youll find like, ten of them. and he picked me up, took my sweatshirt off, and cut it in half with his chainsaw! and yeah so i went through the black door to find myself in a home depot magazine, and the only was to get from one page to the other was to swing on a vine. so i found this like, boy that was swinging on a vine next to me, and he had a red sweatshirt and a visor on, and he jumped off the vine and gave me a really big hug. and like, it felt so weird. and it was really hot. like, not hot like ryan reynolds, more like, hot liek an oven. and he wouldnt let go, untill this brigh blue bird flew and landed on his belt, that said "DONT MESS WITH TEXAS" on it. and he grabbed my hand, and put it in my pocket. and then he just jumped on the vine and swung away. yeah, then someon like shoved me from behind, an beforei knew, i was laying on a table, but i had no feeling, and i figured out that i was a people pillow in the making. like someone was sweing me together. and mrs marshall was in a wheelchair, but she wasnt crippled, because she got up and glued on my eyes. then sat back down and started wheeling around. then mrs large ran in with a banana and shoved it into the person that was sewing me's mouth. i felt so bad. but i couldnt do anythign becasue i couldnt feel anything. then john mason sonwhow showed up, and punted me out the window. and i landed on davids back porch thing. omg it was so weird. then i woke up, and fell out of the chair i was sleeping in, and came here, and wrote it all down.