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[my_trapped_feet]

so i was thinking today. its amazing that im not dead yet. serously. how am i still alive?
lets look at details:

• i worked at a Death Shop called United Plastics for the summer. i was within inches of band saws and chippers every day with fork trucks speeding by a few feet away. i had way too many close calls of being crushed by 500+ pound full plastic bins.
  
• i am not what you would call a very attentative driver. i get in near accidents semi-regularly. i drove my parents car to mott yesterday because my car died, and 5 minutes into the trip i almost rear-ended someone because i was laughing at my sister. and that has happened too many times lately.
  
• lastly, i am already accident prone. i burn myself while making cookies. i trip over nothing.
  

strange huh? but i sure am glad to be alive..
anyways, i was just thinking about that.