cali trip

[my_toe_hurts]

Highlights of cali trip;
- a 20inch hair growing out of michelles arm..
- getting hit on by random guys:
1 hotel guy 1
2 hotel guy 2
3 all the rest of the hotel guys
4 guy at the beach...( never take your shirt off near a road even if you are at a beach..)
5 guy at the park with the horn ( who i thretened to shuve it up his butt if he didnt shut up..)
6 oo yea! the guy who took his helmet off..
7 the jogging guy who also yelled yeahhh!!
- trying to eat a cell phone and almost breaking shit..
- shaving in the back yard with a hose and man shaving cream
- pretending like the sky ride was a rollercoaster while screaming like a man( trying to make the best of a lame thing..)
- Trying to tan on a hill and randomly flipping down it ( not purposely)
- almost overflowing the toilet TWICE!!
- walking into a bathroom.. there are not stalls.. and it is claimed my a homeless lady who continuously screams NO!!
- staring at a hot guy and tripping over a rock.
- Thirsty? grab a nipple.. Hungry?.. bite a nipple... Really thirsty? grab your own nipple!