everyone else got to ask for a pony. I WANT A PONY!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave halmonisxvoice_ a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June I helped prioressdefiler see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I gave ostracizedfool a kidney (1000 points). Last week I put gum in uprkaseno's hair (-12 points). In November I bought porn for nathans_girl_27 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (981 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
my_taco_rocks