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Jess, Gaby and Anya's Random Quiz
NAMES
1. What do you wish your name was/is? Robinson. That would be cool. Plus i've tried it (in a pantomime) and it's packed with swash and buckle :o)
2. What would your parents have called you if you were the opposite sex? I have no idea
3. What do your parents call you apart from your name? They only call me by my name...
4. Name someone famous who shares your birthday. *googles* does Ice-T count? lol
5. What would you name your kids/substute kids (i.e pets)? Hmmm... dunno.
MUSIC
1. What song do you never, ever want to hear again? Briiiigadooooonnn, Briiiigadooooooonnnn... *shudder*
2. What's a song you've heard once but don't remember the name of (i.e write lyrics)? God, that's not fair! Ummm.... "I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts..." :oP
3. What is a song with the word 'pineapple' in it? Oh, sod off! I'm going to have to write a song in order to answer that question!
4. What song do you want played at your funeral? At the moment... Hear My Song. That'd be cool.
5. What song will you dance on the grave of your arch-enemy to? "Ev'rythin's up do date in Kansas City!" Irrepressibly jolly and fun. :oD
OPPOSITE (or same, depending on preference) SEX
1. If you were gay (or hetero - see above), who would you want? Well, orlando bloom is damn good looking... for a guy...
2. What's your crush's shoe size (SHOE size)? why the emphasis *looks innocent* 9 i think. ish. <.< >.>
3. What is the last thing you notice about a person you like? truly annoying little habits
4. What do you like a person of the opposite (or same...do you guys really need that much explaining? :P) sex to smell of? Grass. I'll leave it to you to figure out which kind :oP
5. If your partner/crush were a fruit, what would they be? A cherry. I love cherries.
FRIENDS AND ENEMIES
1. Who was your first best friend? Susanne. The girl next door.
2. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer; who is it? Andrew, a.k.a. the Knuckle-Dragging Twit.
3. If your best friend was a chocolate what would they be? fruit and nut. Forgive me chad, that one was begging to be said. not that you'll probably read this, but whatever. (note: i have a few best friends. that was just one)
4. Did you hate any of your friends when you first met them...or vice-versa?
don't think so...
5. If your enemy was a disease, which one of the following would they be: smallpox, bubonic plague, tinea, genital herpes or leprosy? bubonic plague. I thought it had been exterminated long ago, but apparently it still shows up from time to time.
STUFF 'N' NONSENSE
1. How many times have you been stung by a bee and where? Once. Ankle.
2. What is your favourite really, really unfunny joke (i.e of the ilk, "What is brown and sticky? A stick." etc)? Q: What is the difference between a truckload of ping pong balls and a truckload of babies? A: You can only unload one with a pitchhfork.
3. How often do you cut your toenails? Every 3 weeks ... ?
4. What brand is your vacuum cleaner? Wertheim, or something unheard of and German like that.
5. What type of alcohol did you first get drunk on? Wine!
MISCELLANEOUS (I.E, FOOD)
1. What does chicken taste like? chicken
2. Why would you become a loaf of bread? So i'd be toasty warm in winter
3. Warum, warum, ist die banana krum? (Why, oh why is the banana crooked?) Because of the banana-bending gnomes. Didn't you know?
4. How long is a piece of spaghetti? Longer than it would be if you broke it.
5. Where should you never apply chocolate body-paint? (hmm...is this the right category? :P) On a cat.
OTHER
1. Where and when? There and then.
2. Why? Because.
3. Who? Them.
4. How? Like this.
5. What (else)? That.
TUMBLEWEEDS
1. Favourite spaghetti western? Does back to the future 3 count?
2. The good, the bad, or the ugly? Ugly. Every time.
3. Your sidekick's name? Sidekick? Oh, you mean my manservant, Manservante!
4. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Jess!
5. Who shot the sheriff? I shot the sheriff. But I didn't shoot the deputy! That was Gaby!
GURGEN, ARGEN, MERFEN BLEH
1. Favourite thinking music? Prokofiev Piano Sonatas
2. Best ever experience in a lift? That funny weightless feeling :oD
3. ...and on a plane? No good experiences on planes. except disembarking.
4. Worst Christmas/Chanukka/Birthday/Valentine's Day/etc. present? Some book i was not at all interested in.
5. Now I have two friends, a cow and a ... ? Harp!
SPLAT!
1. Favourite itch? Sugar!
2. Favourite brand of hair-care product? that one that cares for my hair.
3. Have you ever been painted (you or on you)? Not deliberately...
4. Your last words (evidently in advance)? Hey, I wonder what happens if I pull this rope...
5. What is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything?
42. Everyone knows that. But what they don't know is the question.
AND FINALLY...
Wasn't that fun? :P Bah!