A day late, but it still counts for the Valentine's Day theme! Login to your pup's journal and list the other people on the island that they are attracted to
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Wow, I really don't know anyone. Same old list it's been for a long time, but someone has to start this off.
Rupert de Worde: Since I know we're good together. Jason Stackhouse: Gorgeous and surprisingly sweet in his way. Tony Stark: What? I like his confidence.
I don't keep lists. I don't keep score. This is ludicrous. I will say, though, that Luce? Could get it. I'm not afraid of a little girl-on-girl or what anyone thinks of that. Also maybe Dean Winchester because... yeah. Okay, I'm not really into the whole gun-wielding macho bad ass thing, but it was... kind of hot. And I guess Jeff Winger. Whatever.
Well, you're very pretty. You should have flourish showered on you all the time, and if the ladies of this island can't appreciate that, let me just say on behalf of us all, they clearly don't have eyes. Or any guts.
That's it. That's the list. Sorry, ladies, the Tony train has left the station, headed for commitment town, you missed it. Disband the queue.
There's no list of guys, sorry, that way inclined gentlemen, if you were in a queue, that was pointless. You should have -- ladies, too -- been lining up for Duo Maxwell, the man is a great kisser.
I think I need a Commitment Town plaque that I can hang up somewhere conspicuously in the house to showcase my achievement. Or perhaps a commemorative pin. I could wear it to parties.
Okay, let me begin by saying I've been here all of... oh, eighteen days, so my familiarity with the male population of Tabula Rasa is very, very low. Second of all, I'm not really that kind of girl, so, uh, a few categories here:
I. Men* Who Could Get It in the Future When I Feel Ready For That Particular Step In My Life and Once I Get to Know Them A Little Better Eduardo Saverin: Please don't read this, Eduardo. I feel really awkward about this, stop reading. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, do not advance token, it's not a, a thing, it's just… he's… smart and sweet and hot and, and I know it was just an accident of timing, but he's been there for me for all of those eighteen occasionally-traumatic days and… I think he's amazing.
Columbus Ohio: I mean, not - not like I have a crush or anything, I don't, I think, but there's, um, something endearing about all that awkwardness. He's cute. He is. I don't know. So, um… maybe? Although probably not, since I look like his friend, which just makes things weird. So
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...believe it or not, I'm more disturbed by the second article on that list than the first.
But really? I mean - really? That's, that's. Wow. Okay. Not passing Go, not collecting two hundred - that's not supposed to be a thing about going to jail because of your age, is it? Shit, Olive.
Which isn't to say that I would, not that I wouldn't, but, okay, you know, whatever, moving on, pretending that wasn't a thing.
Dude, I was really hoping that disturbed wouldn't be a word that even entered into this conversation, let alone with reference to yourself. Actually, I was just hoping for no conversation, I said don't read, why did you read, turn around, ugh, I have to go do something vague somewhere that isn't here now.
IT WAS A REFERENCE TO MONOPOLY AND NOT READING THIS, AS IN YOU DON'T GO BEYOND THAT SQUARE TO THE SQUARES WHERE THERE'S STUFF ABOUT HOW YOU'RE HOT, OH GOD
It sounded like you were expecting disturbed! It was the first word to come to mind! And when you're talking about a guy who looks like my former best friend being able to get it, yeah, I think disturbing is pretty accurate! Jesus Christ.
Just - just - no, okay, it doesn't matter, none of this is real, you started it with the list of who could get it and the Monopoly reference.
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Rupert de Worde: Since I know we're good together.
Jason Stackhouse: Gorgeous and surprisingly sweet in his way.
Tony Stark: What? I like his confidence.
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That's it. That's the list. Sorry, ladies, the Tony train has left the station, headed for commitment town, you missed it. Disband the queue.
There's no list of guys, sorry, that way inclined gentlemen, if you were in a queue, that was pointless. You should have -- ladies, too -- been lining up for Duo Maxwell, the man is a great kisser.
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Let's pretend I used a remotely appropriate account.
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I. Men* Who Could Get It in the Future When I Feel Ready For That Particular Step In My Life and Once I Get to Know Them A Little Better
Eduardo Saverin: Please don't read this, Eduardo. I feel really awkward about this, stop reading. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, do not advance token, it's not a, a thing, it's just… he's… smart and sweet and hot and, and I know it was just an accident of timing, but he's been there for me for all of those eighteen occasionally-traumatic days and… I think he's amazing.
Columbus Ohio: I mean, not - not like I have a crush or anything, I don't, I think, but there's, um, something endearing about all that awkwardness. He's cute. He is. I don't know. So, um… maybe? Although probably not, since I look like his friend, which just makes things weird. So ( ... )
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But really? I mean - really? That's, that's. Wow. Okay. Not passing Go, not collecting two hundred - that's not supposed to be a thing about going to jail because of your age, is it? Shit, Olive.
Which isn't to say that I would, not that I wouldn't, but, okay, you know, whatever, moving on, pretending that wasn't a thing.
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IT WAS A REFERENCE TO MONOPOLY AND NOT READING THIS, AS IN YOU DON'T GO BEYOND THAT SQUARE TO THE SQUARES WHERE THERE'S STUFF ABOUT HOW YOU'RE HOT, OH GOD
YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE
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Just - just - no, okay, it doesn't matter, none of this is real, you started it with the list of who could get it and the Monopoly reference.
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