The Wish Meme
Have your pup post a wish, anonymously. Be as specific as you can, ie: "I wish Dean would dress like a pretty, pretty princess" as opposed to "I wish you/he would dress like a pretty, pretty princess," though vagary is okay too if you absolutely must. If it's too vague people might not have any guesses, which defeats the purpose of the meme.
Wishes cannot include getting off the island or a means to do so. Post as many wishes as you like.
Information on the
slatesecrets account is
here, if you don't want to have to keep verifying you're human.