MEME: Cliched Drabbles

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Today's meme was suggested by Angel.
Cliched DrabblesWe often do memes that require us to write drabbles for each other, and they're always great. We thought we'd do a twist on that, for fun

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[just_a_cag]

Lee Adama

[dillon_princess]

It was a match made in heaven.

He'd never seen one so divine, so exquisite and fulsome. Truly she was a luscious wonder. Succulent and tempting, Lee found that he could not resist. Not when she was so delectable. He would even go as far as calling her heavenly.

Pulling her close, he whispered softly before his lips touched her for the first time, "I love you."

Lee had found the perfect piece of cake.

[yoursarahjane]

"YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!" Lee announced on the platform of the Viper-bay, arms flailing about in the air, voice at the top of his lungs and he sprinted to hug his dearest, his darling, his one, his only, his pretty pretty Viper. He nuzzled the wing, kissing up and down it and when Tyrol gave him a look like that, Lee took out his gun and aimed it right at his head.

"Sir?"

"You just don't understand," Lee said with a very sad tone that meant he was sad. It was all very sad. It was so sad that they didn't understand how much Lee loved Viprina. Or the fact she was going to have his little machine babies.

Later, Lee would discover that he had been drugged.

"I am never eating Cylon Cake again," he would then mutter.

[curiously_cora]

Starbuck had told fifteen year old Lee that fucking a girl was like making love to a baked cake fresh out of the oven. It had just been sitting there on the counter, looking at him seductively. It's chocolate drizzled layers, the thick layer of frosting on top and that all important red glazed cherry on top. Licking his lips Lee looked around the mess hall nervously before lifting the cake off the platter.

Pressing his fingers experimentally into the cake, Lee groaned in anticipation before unzipping his fly. And that was how his father found him, dick deep in cake.

[not_the_grim]

Sirius Black

[basildestiny]

Sirius Black always wanted to believe in time travel. Ever since he'd been a young boy growing up in his wicked home. He imagined the future was made of awesome and wanted to see it for himself. He was certain in the future he would find the girl of his dreams. She was probably the quiet kind, that no one noticed. Maybe she was the last of her kind or she sparkled in the sunlight. Muggle or wizard or vampire, he somehow became certain she existed there in the future waiting for him.

One day, he woke up and it was no longer the past. He wasn't even in England. He just knew he wasn't in England anymore. He was in Kansas now! And he would find his true love. A name magically came to mind: Marianne Susan. It was like destiny

[bzzinglikeneon]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Is this the plot to Twilight?

[basildestiny]

I forgot to change tenses, but at least I managed to get Severus in there. I should have put the word "grim" in there too. DDD:

I don't know. I haven't read Twilight. Just the randomness that LJ gives us. I even used a dog icon. Just for him.

[neededproof]

Ryan Atwood

[bzzinglikeneon]

"This is YOUR FAULT!"

The words aren't fair, and certainly aren't kind, fuelled as they are by the rage of denial and loss. Marissa's standing in the middle of the hall, seemingly covered with sticky, drying blood, her hair matted with it from where she'd pushed her frantic hands through it earlier. Seth's several paces away, cowering, his face streaked with tears.

"Coop..." Summer quietly begins from behind Marissa, and reaches an unsteady hand out to her friend's arm, although whether it's to calm her or keep her away from Seth is unclear. "It isn't his fault. He didn't want to hurt Ryan-"

"I'd never hurt Ryan!" Seth pipes up, but the fury in Marissa's eyes sends him back another step.

"Well, you did," Marissa scathingly tosses back, her slender shoulders shaking from anger and grief. "You did that to him, and now he's deadFrom the other room, a newborn baby cries, and Marissa turns towards the sound, fresh tears slipping over her freckled cheeks. At the doorway she pauses, and looks back to Seth

[neededproof]

A+++++++

Ryan is horrified, which is a clear sign it is PERFECT.

[vat_69]

Lewis Nixon

[dsneyvoice]

He was gone.

Crystalline tears fell from sea-green eyes as Richard buried his face in his beloved's neck, his heart ground to dust as Lewis breathed his last perfect breath. Others came to try and console him, to try and take the body, to try and take his soul away, but Richard fought them all, grief turning outwards as he raged against those who would try to tear them apart. He would not let Lewis go, not while there was a breath left in him, and the set of his shapely mouth told a tale of unflinching, desperate determination

[dillon_princess]

THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING

[yo_babe]

*CHOKES* OH.MY.GOD!

[waltsnothereman]

Wanda Langkowski