" its growing pains, trust me ashley, i know what i'm talking about" - kris... hahah you crack me up

Sep 25, 2004 22:33

alright i'm home now.. duude me kris and kyle were playin dodgeball in the house and it was the funniest thing ever. kris like zoned out and kyle drilled her in the head with the ball! it was so friggin hillarious.. i guess you had to be there. and then we were playin ps2 and stuff .. "bond... KRIS bond " haha and i'll never forget when kyle said " if you had 2 thumbs you could grab an octopus with 3 arms" ????? okay??? lol, whatever that means it was pretty fuckin funny. yeah so we hung out for like 5 hours...kyle was sitting in the corner moving back and forth screaming and making noises like he was possesed lol then our parents came home and shaw paid me 25$ woot woot! and for some reason my parents were in the driveway and they drove me all way home.... next door..lol. and i got in the car and i was like 'MAN IT SMELLS LIKE A WHORE!' and i found my dad in the backseat.. uh...drunk? its a possibility. so then we got out of the car and we had to go in through the front door cuz my dad unplugged the garage door open upper thinger mahjig. and we couldnt unlock the door, 2/3 of us were drunk lol. so then we hear this horn honking and my dad goes 'what the hell' but, apparently it was him that did it cuz he hit a button on his keys? i d k, so then we got inside and my moms like 'oh i forgot about this movie' so we had to go to movie gallery to return it and i was like 'i'm not going in' and she was like, 'okay you dont have to' so i was like 'okay, well then i'm wearing slippers' and she goes 'okay, i'll run it in, whatever' so then we get there and shes like 'go take this in' and i was like 'uh... no' and she was like 'what the hell, go run it in!!' and i was like 'NO!!! you said i didnt have to go in, plus i have slippers on' so she gets out of the car and shes like 'gee, thanks for nothing ashley' and goes inside and that made me mad. so then we start driving home and we're almost there and she says out of nowhere 'your too uptight, you need to lighten up' and that set me off!! rarely do i listen to what a sober person says, let alone a drunk person. so i was like flipping out on her and then we pull into the driveway and i get out and walk in the garage and start going in to the house and shes like 'why are you walking away from me?' and i was like 'um... am i suppossed to wait till you get out of the car and walk right next to you?' and she just went 'ughhh' so i went inside found out that my cousin brad won like, 15,000 dollars at the bar tonight, cool. but i also found out that my other cousin, jason, got a call today and had 45 minutes to pack and say his goodbyes and then was flown out to IRAQ!!! he was really upset that he had to go, i dont even know why he has to...:( i hope he comes home... ooh, matts coming home tomorrow i guess? i d k, i havent seen him for 2 weeks... blahh i dont like this whole college thing. okay well, i'm out, i'm sooo beat cya <3 i love you
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