Hello muscles I never knew existed in the human body!
Oh. My. GOD. A friend of mine from school (yes! I'm making friends!) invited me to a spinning class tonight and I made the mistake of attending. First of all, those bitches are fucking crazy. They stand up on the bike the whole time! And they do crazy figure 8's with their torso's! And they peddle SO fast! I was lucky just to sit on the bike and peddle for a full hour. Standing up was nearly impossible unless it was to a slower beat, and I could not manage to move my upper body AT ALL. I was holding on to the handle bars for dear life and trying not to break a hip, for GOD'S sake!
I think it killed me. Seriously, I saw Jesus. And you know what? He looked a little angry. Like seriously? Sarah? THIS is how you're going to die? Wouldn't you rather have a coronary from a double cheeseburger?
As a matter of fact, yes, Jesus, I would. Thanks for reminding me!
My friend told me I might not able to walk tomorrow. This was just as we were unhooking our feet from the bikes. Well, I put weight on my left leg and it buckled out from under me. I covered it by just sitting back down on the bike. And said, "Um, walking RIGHT NOW might be a bit of a problem, actually."
Shit, man. I thought maybe if I started working out it would help motivate me to eat better. I'm not sure my plan is full proof though. Because, let me tell you, after that fucking class I DESERVE a cheeseburger!
I think it killed me. Seriously, I saw Jesus. And you know what? He looked a little angry. Like seriously? Sarah? THIS is how you're going to die? Wouldn't you rather have a coronary from a double cheeseburger?
As a matter of fact, yes, Jesus, I would. Thanks for reminding me!
My friend told me I might not able to walk tomorrow. This was just as we were unhooking our feet from the bikes. Well, I put weight on my left leg and it buckled out from under me. I covered it by just sitting back down on the bike. And said, "Um, walking RIGHT NOW might be a bit of a problem, actually."
Shit, man. I thought maybe if I started working out it would help motivate me to eat better. I'm not sure my plan is full proof though. Because, let me tell you, after that fucking class I DESERVE a cheeseburger!