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today i got home from work and there were two abandoned baby ducks out in front and i tried to lure them out in back where the ducks generally hang out with some bread but they are terrible at everything and can only see the bread if you throw it right near them and even then only like 10% of the time so after a half hour or so of trying i decided to just herd them back there and the mother duck wasn't there and all the ducks were across the canal because the lady across the canal that feeds the ducks was feeding the ducks and i didn't see any babies over there anyway and so i was going to go inside to get some bread to check the end of the street where ducks sometimes hang out for the mother but she was standing on the side of the house because she heard them maybe and so i herded the babies out and they rejoined their four thousand siblings HAPPY ENDING