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So, my roommate. I love him, but he has never done anything for himself, ever.
He was cooking pasta and was asking me what to do every step of the way. 1) I'm studying for a midterm. 2) It's pasta. He didn't listen to me when I told him to turn down the heat so it didn't boil over. Pasta that fell on the burner was.. burning. And the fire alarm went off. So all the doors are open and I'm on the phone with my dad trying to figure out how to turn off the fire alarm. I guess you just have to get all the smoke out.
Meanwhile roommate was so busy freaking out instead of helping that he didn't fix the pasta situation, so the fire alarm kept going off.
FUCK! LEARN HOW TO DO THINGS! DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU!!
There's this video of a German man being confused about Daddy Long Legs. He says, "How does it make a life?" in his German voice. This is how I feel about the roommate.
He was cooking pasta and was asking me what to do every step of the way. 1) I'm studying for a midterm. 2) It's pasta. He didn't listen to me when I told him to turn down the heat so it didn't boil over. Pasta that fell on the burner was.. burning. And the fire alarm went off. So all the doors are open and I'm on the phone with my dad trying to figure out how to turn off the fire alarm. I guess you just have to get all the smoke out.
Meanwhile roommate was so busy freaking out instead of helping that he didn't fix the pasta situation, so the fire alarm kept going off.
FUCK! LEARN HOW TO DO THINGS! DON'T BLAME ME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU!!
There's this video of a German man being confused about Daddy Long Legs. He says, "How does it make a life?" in his German voice. This is how I feel about the roommate.