This is quite possibly the best thing ever.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my_red_shoez sent to me...
Twelve shows drumming
Eleven horns piping
Ten hoodies a-leaping
Nine concerts dancing
Eight muffinfilms a-skating
Seven sharpies a-swimming
Six massholes a-skanking
Five ne-e-e-ewbury comics
Four teen idols
Three emo sucks
Two jelly bellys
...and a sugar in a rob corddry.