Budgeting
Income: ~$2,000 a month
-$350 for rent
-$106 for phone
-$300 for food (could budget lower me thinks)
-$200 for fuel
-$200 for entertainment (beer/whimseys)
= $844 of what should be accumulating cash per month
Why hasn’t this been happening?
A bulleted list of reasons that I’m not rolling in cash like Scrooge McDuck:
(In no particular order)
1. Attracted to shiny things
2. Immaturity
3. Alcoholism
4. Wanting to travel
5. Buffoonery
6. Being a fatty
7. Thirst for gambling
8. Inability to say no to seasons of sweet shows on DVD
9. Classroom
10. Must be entertained 24/7
A bulleted list of things I intend to fix to make my dream of having a money bin filled with cash so that I can do the backstroke in it comes true:
(In no particular order)
1. None
Here’s to slipping youth!
-$350 for rent
-$106 for phone
-$300 for food (could budget lower me thinks)
-$200 for fuel
-$200 for entertainment (beer/whimseys)
= $844 of what should be accumulating cash per month
Why hasn’t this been happening?
A bulleted list of reasons that I’m not rolling in cash like Scrooge McDuck:
(In no particular order)
1. Attracted to shiny things
2. Immaturity
3. Alcoholism
4. Wanting to travel
5. Buffoonery
6. Being a fatty
7. Thirst for gambling
8. Inability to say no to seasons of sweet shows on DVD
9. Classroom
10. Must be entertained 24/7
A bulleted list of things I intend to fix to make my dream of having a money bin filled with cash so that I can do the backstroke in it comes true:
(In no particular order)
1. None
Here’s to slipping youth!