in the fashion of one Alyssa Lamers...
querida senora flannery,
I hate your class and i always will.
I think it's funny that you think i am both a bad and good student becuase i "smoke pot".
I'm glad you're retiring even if nobody else is.
Stop complaining, you get paid to correct papers. it's your job. if you want a new one you can have mine. you get to clean up pee on the boy's bathroom wall. enjoy.
Bitchily, Pepita Zillmer
dear Ms. Miller,
I love you class and it makes me want to save the environment even more.
You taught me so much and now even squirrels interest me.
Thankfully, Hannah Zillmer
dear Mrs. Chapin,
I do not understand that math you are teaching me.
Telling me how simple it is doesn not help me grasp the concept.
Maybe you should try a new method.
Confused, Hannah Zillmer
dear Miss Grove,
I think that i would respect you much more as a teacher if i did not know more about business law than you do.
Abrahamson is pronounced "Abrumsun" NOT "eh bruh ham sin".
She's important so learn how to say her name please.
bored, Hannah
dear Mr. Steiner,
You're kind of a chauvenistic and stereotypical asshole most of the time.
Other than that you're pretty cool.
Sweatily, Hannah Zillmer (rob's the track star's sister)
dear Mr. Gutti,
You're a cool guy but you take your class too seriously.
I do not plan my life around APUSH.
And if you compare me to your ex-wife one more time i think i'll probably try and divorce you.
Frustrated, Hannah Zillmer (back corner next to Pan)
dear Ms. Harford,
Stop being a pushover in class please.
You're an amazing person and i think that once you get used to it you'll be a great teacher.
But just becuase it's your first year doesn't mean that you can't give assholes some shit.
Sincerely, Hannah Zillmer
i just thought it was a clever idea and i wanted to try it :)
I hate your class and i always will.
I think it's funny that you think i am both a bad and good student becuase i "smoke pot".
I'm glad you're retiring even if nobody else is.
Stop complaining, you get paid to correct papers. it's your job. if you want a new one you can have mine. you get to clean up pee on the boy's bathroom wall. enjoy.
Bitchily, Pepita Zillmer
dear Ms. Miller,
I love you class and it makes me want to save the environment even more.
You taught me so much and now even squirrels interest me.
Thankfully, Hannah Zillmer
dear Mrs. Chapin,
I do not understand that math you are teaching me.
Telling me how simple it is doesn not help me grasp the concept.
Maybe you should try a new method.
Confused, Hannah Zillmer
dear Miss Grove,
I think that i would respect you much more as a teacher if i did not know more about business law than you do.
Abrahamson is pronounced "Abrumsun" NOT "eh bruh ham sin".
She's important so learn how to say her name please.
bored, Hannah
dear Mr. Steiner,
You're kind of a chauvenistic and stereotypical asshole most of the time.
Other than that you're pretty cool.
Sweatily, Hannah Zillmer (rob's the track star's sister)
dear Mr. Gutti,
You're a cool guy but you take your class too seriously.
I do not plan my life around APUSH.
And if you compare me to your ex-wife one more time i think i'll probably try and divorce you.
Frustrated, Hannah Zillmer (back corner next to Pan)
dear Ms. Harford,
Stop being a pushover in class please.
You're an amazing person and i think that once you get used to it you'll be a great teacher.
But just becuase it's your first year doesn't mean that you can't give assholes some shit.
Sincerely, Hannah Zillmer
i just thought it was a clever idea and i wanted to try it :)