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[my_orain]

so one day this king is bored so he gets together his entire court to go hunting. he brings all the best knights and all the most beautiful ladies to accompany him on his outting. as the troupe enters a thick grove, the king hears a rustling in the forest. he draws his bow in preparation. the king says to his assistant "tonight we will feast on veal. my lady will be much pleased". suddenly, a man runs out of the thicket and screams "I'M NOT A DEER! I'M NOT A DEAR!". the king lets go of the arrow and instantly kills the man. the party continues with the king wuite pleased with himself and the courtiers looking both bewildered and fearful. eventually a knight brings himself to speak to the king--"sire, why did you shoot that man? clearly had not done anything wrong and he gave you warning of his approach by saying he was not a deer!" the king stared blankly at the knight and said

"oh. i thought he said he WAS a deer!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oooooh my early mornings!