celery of death

Jul 17, 2008 15:24

I know, summer makes me all anti-blog.  Whatever.  I have better things to do.  Like watch television shows on DVD, breakfast with my supplier, and bowl or hang out with band kids.  I didn't even wish my blog a happy 4th birthday last week.  What a slacker.

I picked up a couple things at the grocery store today- not my normal grocery store because I didn't feel like going to three separate places for some veggies, some drugs, and hair supplies and tampons.  Turns out Safeway is effing expensive and I might as well make the extra trip to Target for golden tampons that won't put me in debt.

See why I never blog anymore?  My life is so exciting.

Anyway, my cashier bagged up my celery and Crystal Light into a single bag and put it into my cart which was supposed to hold the liquid gold shampoo and conditioner.  As I was paying, he asked me if I needed help with that out to my car.  Help.  With a single bag of practically calorie-less consumables.  Sure it's 100 degrees and I've been virtually void of energy since I got sick a couple weeks ago and my cardio schedule has been slipping.  But, I was pretty sure I could handle myself.  I fought the urge to laugh hysterically and shook my head before painstakingly dragging my ass back to my car.

Oh, when customer service becomes slightly insulting.

wtf?

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