New Journal

[my_llama_girl]

Yay, I'm feeling bored, happy and probably a bit sleep deprived...oh and a bit hungry too...BEHOLD! I give thee my new (and pink) LJ

Comments

[who_la_hoop]

I made you my friend. Well - you like pink, you have a spoon with a point, and you're a llama. I think you might secretly be god.

[my_llama_girl]

Wheeeeeeee!

*friends you back*

I think you might secretly be god.
Damn! you discovered my secret identity! All is lost!

[who_la_hoop]

You ARE a god! Hurrah. Well then, oh almighty being, I've been a good girl and I would like Christopher Eccleston please, all wrapped up in shiny paper.

*waits*

Oh bugger, that's Santa isn't it, not God... *cries*

[my_llama_girl]

*hugs* I'd talk to Santa for you but well after that last fat joke he's not really talking to me...

[who_la_hoop]

Poor Santa! I'm sure he's just big boned. Nothing to do with all the mince pies, oh no.

[my_llama_girl]

It all started because I gave him a gift voucher for the local weight loss clinic...

[who_la_hoop]

You are a cruel, cruel girl. Santa needs his fat for insulation! I bet it's cold up there on that sleigh. See - practical flab. It's the best kind.

[my_llama_girl]

practical or not, I won't have him blaming me when he gets heart problems and dies. Won't have the little kids blame me either...they can blame him instead.