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my_little_tony

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Jul 21, 2005 20:51

I can't stop long because I've got to get back to the ranch on time for this big party Georgie's having. I'm extremely pissed off that I had to come back to the UK at all - bloody terrorists ( Read more... )

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bertie_ahern July 22 2005, 01:38:39 UTC

Maybe you should stop being a fucking pansy and do something about it. Why don't you drop the yankee and show a little spine?

my_little_tony July 23 2005, 19:14:26 UTC

Who the hell are you?

You must be some kind of poet, I've never heard of you.

_emilydickinson July 23 2005, 19:16:36 UTC

I know you. You're The Taoiseach - the head of the Government in Northern Ireland.

Please excuse our ignorant Prime Minister.

You know, when opheliablue was little, she used to think you were called The Teapot. How....sweet. (when I say "little" I mean, like, last year)

bertie_ahern July 23 2005, 21:20:45 UTC

Hello!

I feel fortunate to be spoken of so highly by such a beautiful young lady.

I mean opheliablue, of course. Teapot is a good nickname!

_emilydickinson July 24 2005, 09:54:31 UTC

My first thought was to tell you to stfu, but I realise that you clearly do not know opheliablue very well at all - and you certainly cannot have seen her if you describe her as "a beautiful young lady."

opheliablue July 24 2005, 10:00:03 UTC

Such bitterness is not a pretty sight.

anne_bradstreet July 24 2005, 10:17:22 UTC

Isn't it just awful?

opheliablue July 24 2005, 18:11:26 UTC

Yes. I imagine you have quite a lot of experience of it too.

george_wbush_ July 24 2005, 18:17:55 UTC

Hey now, ladies... no fightin'. If you wanna do that, you're going to have to take it to the mud wrestlin' pit out back.

Here, put on these bikinis... I promised the boys that the show would start in about half an hour.

opheliablue July 24 2005, 18:20:47 UTC

Terribly sorry, George. I only do private shows for one particular person.

george_wbush_ July 24 2005, 18:25:16 UTC

Well, then ask your harlot friend _emilydickinson if she'd be interested. If she wins, she gets to be gangbanged by the 200-somethin' men in the audience. They'll line up and fuck her two or three at a time.

_emilydickinson July 24 2005, 18:28:52 UTC

I'll be there in 2 seconds!

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_emilydickinson July 24 2005, 18:34:52 UTC

Well, I am not a whore like you are, I am a lady.

_jacklondon July 24 2005, 18:30:57 UTC

And yet, you'll still never catch up to the number of partners I've had.

_emilydickinson July 24 2005, 18:36:19 UTC

See above. *rolls eyes*

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