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// series one - as usual

-- Name // karsten
-- Birth date // 10/23/87
-- Birthplace // dallas
-- Current location // las vegas n.v.
-- Eye color // blue
-- Hair color // brown
-- Righty or lefty // left
-- Zodiac sign // scorpio/libra
-- Innie or outtie // innie

// series two - describe

-- Your heritage // american
-- The shoes you wore today // saucony
-- Your hair // kinda short
-- Your eyes // blue
-- Your weakness // your mom
-- Your fears // ummm clowns

// series three - what is

-- Your most overused phrase on aim // nigga
-- Your thoughts first waking up // i hate school
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex // boobshaha just kidding smile eyes lips
-- Your best physical feature // eyes
-- Your bedtime // umm when i fall asleep/weed=bedtime
-- Your greatest memory// hangin out iwht friends

// series four - you prefer

-- Pepsi or coke // dp nigga
-- McDonald's or Burger King // bk have it your way
-- Single or group dates // either or
-- Adidas or Nike // nike air force
-- Chocolate or vanilla // chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee // cappuccino.

// series five - do you

-- Smoke // yah
-- Cuss // yah a little.
-- Take a shower everyday // umm no cause sometime iam somewhere were i cant take one
-- Have a crush(es) // uhh maybe
-- Who are they // umm i dont know yet
-- Do you think you've been in love // nah not yet
-- Want to go to college // hella money=weed&booze
-- Like high school // no not at all joshes lucky bitch ass
-- Type with your fingers on the right keys // no
-- Believe in yourself // yah i guess
-- Get motion sickness // no i cant say so
-- Think you're attractive // umm i dont know
-- Think you're a health freak // nope my lungs are black nigga
-- Get along with your parents // no
-- Like thunderstorms // yah
-- Play an instrument // no

// series six - in the past month, did/have you

-- Drank alcohol // yah all the time nigga thats my life
-- Smoke(d) // yep
-- Done a drug // umm a few
-- Have sex // nope im a virgin
-- Made out // no
-- Go on a date // nah
-- Go to the mall // no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos // nope
-- Been on stage // no
-- Been dumped // no
-- Gone skating // no
-- Made homemade cookies // no
-- Been in love // no.
-- Gone skinny-dipping // in your moms bath tub wiht her
-- Dyed your hair // no

// series seven - have you ever

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing? // no
-- If so, was it mixed company // ...
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated // yah
-- Been called a tease // no
-- Shoplifted // yea
-- Changed who you were to fit in // no.

// series eight - the future

-- Do you hope to be married // nah nigga im a playa haha
-- Numbers and names of children// none hopefully.
-- How do you want to die // in my sleep
-- Where you want to go to college // umm penn state mutha fucka.
-- What do you want to be when you grow up // umm
// series nine - opposite sex

-- Best eye color //blue
-- Best hair color // black
-- Short or long hair // either /or
-- Best height // shorter or same
-- Best weight // thinned. not too.
-- Best articles of clothing // pants, tight pants
-- Best first date location // umm anywhere
-- Best first kiss location // ....

// series ten - number of

-- Number of girlfriends/boyfriends // ...
-- Number of drugs taken illegally // 1
-- Number of people I could trust with my life // none
-- Number of piercings // 0
-- Number of tattoos // 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper // 0
-- Number of scars on my body // alot
-- Number of things in my past that I regret // none