And this is my life.

[my_last_affair]

I tend to constantly scoff at my peers for being entirely too "teen", but tonight I fulfilled the epitome of my age;

I went to Walgreens tonight. Funny how epiphanies occur at any moment.

I parked the car, went in, and bought:

A Cosmopolitan Magazine (What Sex Is Like For Him)
Bubbles
3 Razorheads
1 anti-perspirant
1 pack of Wrigley's sugar-free gum

It's like a poem, almost. About my life.

Then, I ran back in and bought

A pregnancy test and "Deadly Passion" lipstick.

A slightly more ironic--however less poetic--purchase.