*ahem*

[my_happy_places]

Prithee fair maiden, wouldst thou sit upon my lap and bounce mightily?

Comments

[beigekhakis]

Can you come with a girl on your lap?

[my_happy_places]

No but it's still very nice.

[chastitysucks]

My ex could... we broke a toilet seat lid in a hotel room once... sometimes I miss those days...

[beigekhakis]

do tell

[chastitysucks]

lid was down... he sat on it as one would if the lid were up perhaps... I sat on him facing him... I fucked him so hard the bolts securing the seat to the toilet snapped...

oops.

[my_happy_places]

coulda been worse. coulda slammed down on him repeatedly so many times you squeezed him through the opening.

[chastitysucks]

hence why I'm glad the part that broke was not the LID...