Accidental Audio
[Audio clicks on in the middle of a one sided conversation, it's just Billy talking, and no one replying.]
--so now we have like four of them? I think? The one who keeps coming and leaving is back, anyway. [There's a slight rustle, of fabric brushing against fabric, and Billy continues talking:] Everyone's kind of been going nuts, right now. It's probably a good thing that you're missing it. There's been like, three insane declarations of evil, two warden breakdowns, a good handful of posts declaring the wardens useless and incompetent and possibly evil.
[He gives a little hum]
Turns out O'Brien was faking the whole 'I'm not a big jerk' thing. All the wardens got super upset. I mean, they've been kind of super upset about everything, lately. I think one more big disaster, and a bunch of them will just leave. When you wake up you should make some really mean revelation, like: 'I've been slipping a slow acting poison into the food for months, and within the next two weeks, the muscular power of your eyelids will have deteriorated enough to make you completely incapable of opening your eyes!'
[Cue evil laugh. Because this suggestion comes with delivery suggestions as well. After a brief cackle, Billy lets his laugh die down, and is quiet for a moment. Then he gives a little snerk and starts again:]
Hey, so, Clapet? You know the post apocalyptic Butcher? He made a post about Mozenrath! It's actually really funny, here, I'll read it to you:
[Throat clear]
You know, it can be so intimidating for a simple little butcher like me...
[And he just keeps going, on and on and on, talking to his Coma Boyfriend.]
--so now we have like four of them? I think? The one who keeps coming and leaving is back, anyway. [There's a slight rustle, of fabric brushing against fabric, and Billy continues talking:] Everyone's kind of been going nuts, right now. It's probably a good thing that you're missing it. There's been like, three insane declarations of evil, two warden breakdowns, a good handful of posts declaring the wardens useless and incompetent and possibly evil.
[He gives a little hum]
Turns out O'Brien was faking the whole 'I'm not a big jerk' thing. All the wardens got super upset. I mean, they've been kind of super upset about everything, lately. I think one more big disaster, and a bunch of them will just leave. When you wake up you should make some really mean revelation, like: 'I've been slipping a slow acting poison into the food for months, and within the next two weeks, the muscular power of your eyelids will have deteriorated enough to make you completely incapable of opening your eyes!'
[Cue evil laugh. Because this suggestion comes with delivery suggestions as well. After a brief cackle, Billy lets his laugh die down, and is quiet for a moment. Then he gives a little snerk and starts again:]
Hey, so, Clapet? You know the post apocalyptic Butcher? He made a post about Mozenrath! It's actually really funny, here, I'll read it to you:
[Throat clear]
You know, it can be so intimidating for a simple little butcher like me...
[And he just keeps going, on and on and on, talking to his Coma Boyfriend.]