::Editor's Note::
So, there was an 80% chance of a blizzard last night.
Naturally, I took this into logical consideration and decided it would be foolish to do any of my homework. I mean, the weather man would never lie. Or stretch the truth in hopes of viewers.
I woke up. Peaked outside.
No snow.
Actually, no CLOUDS in general.
No rain, no frost, no ice, and it was 36 degrees.
Blast.
I hope that man gets fired.
WHY WON'T IT SNOW IN DC!?
I'm currently in the process of creating something magical on here. The outlines of my next witty entry are on the back of my AP Government outlines. I've just been too lazy to put it on. Stay patient :-)
-j.